May 2019 WOTM conptition mid month
Wren's back on form, leading the pack. He's not unassailable, but it'll take some subbing to overtake him. Consider gauntlet thrown down.
A.Mantra
Government’s Withdrawal Agreement shortlisted for Turner prize
Man alone at the cinema, now wishing he’d not worn a trench-coat
Adrian Bamforth
ISIS release latest Game of Prophets episode
apepper
‘End of coal linked to blindness’ claim snowmen
Bravenewmalden
‘arst’ or it could be ‘ersb’ tagger strikes again
Dulux marketing team ‘still giggling’ over One Coat product name
Local elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters
Chipchase
ANALYSIS – 3 year-old Ollie on Gavin Williamson’s fall from grace
EastEnders chase ratings with a plot that’s out of this world
Mears and Grylls serve no purpose whatsoever, says study
Chrisf
Colleague definitely going to use animations in PowerPoint presentation
KFC baked beans ‘ashamed of itself’
Put socks back on now, men urged
Deceangli
Jeremy Kyle to be replaced with a psycho clown slashing puppies live on air
Des Custard
Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful
Farmer Giles
Mark Francois livid at not being handed Ministry of Defence portfolio
Gary Stanton
Entire UK turns vegan after milkshakes found to contain Tommy Robinson
Grumblechops
Leave voters furious that Farage won’t be their local councillor
nickb
DJ fired for wearing stupid hat ‘realises crass mistake’
Newsbiscuit
Man who posted Line of Duty spoilers on Twitter ‘probably taking a long nap under patio’, says wife
Middle-aged man delighted with Bank Holiday ‘pressure washer knob drawing’ weather
Royal baby to blame for literally everything, says internet
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Man who now takes the Daily Mail regarded as a cock by nearly everyone
‘Real people answering phones is the future’
Throngsman
Bolton Cenotaph found in breach of GDPR
Wrenfoe
‘Bird-nets’ secretly hiding hedge-hair
Cat is sure you’ll prefer her anus to your newspaper
Celebrities advised to stop having ‘thick’ kids
Gavin Williamson asks if Ecuador still has a spare room?
‘Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either
Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time
YaBasta
Concerns over infrastructure contract going to Newcastle-based firm Howay
First woman Defence Secretary introduces passive aggressive defence policy
Vicky Pollard appointed chief Brexit negotiator
A.Mantra
Government’s Withdrawal Agreement shortlisted for Turner prize
Man alone at the cinema, now wishing he’d not worn a trench-coat
Adrian Bamforth
ISIS release latest Game of Prophets episode
apepper
‘End of coal linked to blindness’ claim snowmen
Bravenewmalden
‘arst’ or it could be ‘ersb’ tagger strikes again
Dulux marketing team ‘still giggling’ over One Coat product name
Local elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters
Chipchase
ANALYSIS – 3 year-old Ollie on Gavin Williamson’s fall from grace
EastEnders chase ratings with a plot that’s out of this world
Mears and Grylls serve no purpose whatsoever, says study
Chrisf
Colleague definitely going to use animations in PowerPoint presentation
KFC baked beans ‘ashamed of itself’
Put socks back on now, men urged
Deceangli
Jeremy Kyle to be replaced with a psycho clown slashing puppies live on air
Des Custard
Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful
Farmer Giles
Mark Francois livid at not being handed Ministry of Defence portfolio
Gary Stanton
Entire UK turns vegan after milkshakes found to contain Tommy Robinson
Grumblechops
Leave voters furious that Farage won’t be their local councillor
nickb
DJ fired for wearing stupid hat ‘realises crass mistake’
Newsbiscuit
Man who posted Line of Duty spoilers on Twitter ‘probably taking a long nap under patio’, says wife
Middle-aged man delighted with Bank Holiday ‘pressure washer knob drawing’ weather
Royal baby to blame for literally everything, says internet
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Man who now takes the Daily Mail regarded as a cock by nearly everyone
‘Real people answering phones is the future’
Throngsman
Bolton Cenotaph found in breach of GDPR
Wrenfoe
‘Bird-nets’ secretly hiding hedge-hair
Cat is sure you’ll prefer her anus to your newspaper
Celebrities advised to stop having ‘thick’ kids
Gavin Williamson asks if Ecuador still has a spare room?
‘Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either
Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time
YaBasta
Concerns over infrastructure contract going to Newcastle-based firm Howay
First woman Defence Secretary introduces passive aggressive defence policy
Vicky Pollard appointed chief Brexit negotiator
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