Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

The results are in - and the big O has won the December WOTM competition, with a credible second place by Stew Barclay. The big question now is - who is the writer of the year? apepper  Covid restrictions cause queue of chickens waiting to come home to roost outside No 10 Government announces December 9th as "Panic Day" How to tell if dozens of people are having a party in your house Johnson: "Lying about illegal parties is what Jesus would do" Tories shocked to discover that Boris Johnson behaved like Boris Johnson again Chipchase  Downing St declares black is white and always has been Downing Street tells Ministers to use 'Baldrick Defence' in new media guidelines Govt: 'Clifftop rambles in force ten banned but tightrope walks on pylons still perfectly fine' Palace appoints Mary Berry as Honorary Queen Mum Chrisf  Actual bloody nose would be more satisfying, say voters Man 'switching things up' only actually making very minor changes Teleco

 a lot of runners and riders at the top of the chart, but SteveB has the edge with the Big O close on his heels apepper  Covid restrictions cause queue of chickens waiting to come home to roost outside No 10 Government announces December 9th as "Panic Day" How to tell if dozens of people are having a party in your house Chipchase  Downing Street tells Ministers to use 'Baldrick Defence' in new media guidelines Govt: 'Clifftop rambles in force ten banned but tightrope walks on pylons still perfectly fine' Palace appoints Mary Berry as Honorary Queen Mum Danny Soz  Subbuteo table soccer's latest edition to feature drunken England fan Wife caught man having an affair using ship-to-ship Aldis Lamp Doctor Chutney Female Swedish PM returns in Scandinavian noir twist Ghislaine Maxwell trial regularly interrupted by struggling courtroom artist Number 10 Downing Street says, “Nothing to do with me." Putin turned on by Truss in a tank Tories drop the word Party