Writer of the Month Dec 2021 final
The results are in - and the big O has won the December WOTM competition, with a credible second place by Stew Barclay.
The big question now is - who is the writer of the year?
apepper
Covid restrictions cause queue of chickens waiting to come home to roost outside No 10
Government announces December 9th as "Panic Day"
How to tell if dozens of people are having a party in your house
Johnson: "Lying about illegal parties is what Jesus would do"
Tories shocked to discover that Boris Johnson behaved like Boris Johnson again
Chipchase
Downing St declares black is white and always has been
Downing Street tells Ministers to use 'Baldrick Defence' in new media guidelines
Govt: 'Clifftop rambles in force ten banned but tightrope walks on pylons still perfectly fine'
Palace appoints Mary Berry as Honorary Queen Mum
Chrisf
Actual bloody nose would be more satisfying, say voters
Man 'switching things up' only actually making very minor changes
Telecoms industry in crisis after retirement of Bill Payer
Danny Soz
Subbuteo table soccer's latest edition to feature drunken England fan
Toddler savaged by government watchdog
West London Brexiter shoots wife following bent banana confusion
Wife caught man having an affair using ship-to-ship Aldis Lamp
Doctor Chutney
Female Swedish PM returns in Scandinavian noir twist
Ghislaine Maxwell trial regularly interrupted by struggling courtroom artist
Government running out of melodramatic analogies for future variants
Last Place On Earth discovered in a garden in Redditch
Number 10 Downing Street says, “Nothing to do with me."
Putin turned on by Truss in a tank
Secret film emerges of Prince Charles rehearsing Coronation ceremony
Tories drop the word Party from their name
Woman finds exact nanosecond local Barclays Bank is open
Dominic_mcg
Johnson denies government held illegal raves during first lockdown
Man breaks world record for owning the most Lynx gift sets
Peter Jackson's Cheeky Girls documentary gets green light.
Frank Optional
Blanket confusion over blanket ban on blankets
British Hedgehog Preservation Society declares victory over hedgehog change
Child gives vicar grief over naivety story
Father thoroughly disappointed after 4 year old fails to reproduce modern art
Government denies that it's one rule for them and another rule for everyone else
Large chimney demolished without being made into cheap joke at the end of the news
Man standing outside station with a sign snags job as NHS chief executive
Palace announces that Prince Andrew has started sweating again
Garibaldi
British fish to take lessons in conversational French
Care Home Resident admits to solo xmas party whilst in lockdown
Gerontius
Newly elected Tory MP 'too busy to attend surgeries' says party chair
Ian Searle
Intruder captured at Windsor Castle on Christmas Day has sack of toys confiscated
modelmaker
Espionage novelists shred two years of work
Schools get opportunity to help with new covid variants
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Happy Humbug Day & a seasons contrafibulations to all our readers
Shock as world completely runs out of news
oshaughnessy
Boris examines the NHS data and demands to know how 40 hospitals have gone missing
Conservatives deny name change to 'The Ed Sheeran' Party is a diversionary tactic
Double glazing salesmen & Jehovah's Witnesses to give door-to-door vaccine jabs
Panic buying returns up north as high streets run out of Frankincense and Myrhh
Queen to rap with Stormzy for this years Xmas speech
Terrified Putin withdraws from Ukraine after Liz Truss threatens to move to Moscow
The Queen burns her entire collection of Rihanna albums in anti-Barbados protest
Tories annual piss-up in brewery cancelled after Boris forgot to send out the invitations
Paul L
Wild goose chase ends in success
Robowurzel2
BBC rocked by Shaun the Sheep storm
Sir Lupus
Cleaner becomes PM because she's the only gov't member not to have to resign over Xmas party
SteveB
Bilingual' Englishman admits all he can do is translate between English and Northern English
Cricket tour Down Under goes into 15th year
Government measures force all people to be alive and dead at the same time
'Merry Christmas' to be replaced with 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker'
Porcelain figurine industry in turmoil as wholesale price of tat skyrockets
UEFA win through to meet FIA in the grand fiasco final
Zombies refusing to eat the brains of anyone without proof of a negative lateral flow test
stewartbarclay
Cabinet Sauvignon as COBRA declares BYOB
Could lockdown ruin moment in the sun for reserve crockery?
Downing Street Christmas party this year to be ‘absolute rager’
Man sweeping up leaves not wasting his time
No. 10 celebrates new Covid high score with meeting that isn’t a party
North Shropshire to collectivise farms and declare a socialist republic
Obscure actor's obituary dominating coverage as no other news at Christmas
Particularly slow news day for right-wing press
Throngsman
Boris and Carrie Round Robin letter 2021
Breaking news - Santa tests positive!
Brian Dobbins denies having a party in his shed last Christmas
Government urge wild parties to be carried out cautiously
Ministers hoping for more snow, investigation concludes
Nobody gives a f*ck about the Google daily artwork anymore
Tories accused of dithering over Boris
Viagra link to holding back dementia claim challenged, apparently again say old people
Wrenfoe
Blair: Everyone will catch Covid in 45mins
CIA promise to look after Assange like they looked after JFK
Developer warns new ski resort is 'the start of a slippery slope'
Facebook defends Myanmar hate speech - as it got lots of 'likes'
'I've been silenced' complains man in podcast, stage show and own documentary
Liz Truss as PM? It's a bit early for April Fools isn't it?
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