Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

What a month!  Fifty-five individual contributors published, many with multiple subs running across Front Page, News-in-Brief, tickers and quite a few Left Alerts.  One hundred and thirty two tickers!  Some great material from new contributors and long established biscuiteers alike. Congrats to Oxy for heading up the leaderboard and commiserations to oshaunessy who missed out on the top spot by just one point.  Chip, Al and nickb all should feel proud of your achievements.  Titus and Wren - quite possbly for the first time ever - share the same place on the leaderboard. Everyone who submitted anything has helped to make this month as good as it has been, even if they didn't end up on the leaderboard.  As usual, links to the subs below the leaderboard and tickers are listed on the chat room. A.Mantra Man Self Isolates himself after accepting a lift in a Toyota Corolla Adrian Bamforth  Fears for passengers suffering 5th week of cruise ship entertainment One

Not much sign of people self isolating here this month, with 80 tickers published this month already!  Congrats to oshaughnessy, who is leading the pack right now followed closely by Chip, the editors and Titus.  Hang on - that can't be right? A.Mantra Man Self Isolates himself after accepting a lift in a Toyota Corolla Adrian Bamforth  Fears for passengers suffering 5th week of cruise ship entertainment One more case of Boris Virus confirmed in the UK Chipchase  Bristol Police thwarted plan to kidnap Greta Thunberg by feeding her McDonald’s COBRA to meet as terror grips nation over Genesis reunion Hosepipe ban announced due to nation’s increased hand-washing New passport is ‘definitely blue, 100% mate’ insists deluded moron Chrisf  Simon Calder TV appearances nearing global pandemic Dick Everyman  Cabinet members urged to ‘get up the duff’ in run up to the UK’s EU departure Pedalo family left stranded on Skegness boating lake over virus fears Fl