Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Wren is the supreme champion this month, with three Front pages, seven NiBs and a brace of tickers.  DavidH comes second and unspellable and virtually unpronounceable newcomer oshaughnessy comes in a creditable third. Some great entries by newcomers this month, enriching the site. All FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts, complete with hyperlinks are listed below.  as usual the ticker list is on the entry in the chat room. A.Mantra  Provocatively flirtatious woman wears a dress to work Umbrellas to be sold inside out Adam Young  Coronavirus changes name in bid to appeal to younger audience. Adrian Bamforth  Inquiry into Childcatcher Party’s election defeat exonerates leader Antharrison  Surgeons rush to retrieve Brexitcast presenters from own arseholes apepper  Criminals welcome UK withdrawal from Euro warrant Future census unnecessary ‘We’ll just ask the Chinese’ Man coughs, convinced he has coronavirus Man refused entry to Belgium for ‘not sp