Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 SteveB has done it again, pipping the Big O by a couple of points.  Surprisingly newcomer Putin hasn't made any impact on the leaderboard - maybe better luck next month unless he's preoccupied! As per last month all the data including the Front Page/News in Brief/Features links plus the Cartoon of the Month winner and the full list of tickers are reproduced below. apepper All night garages braced for Valentine's Day shopping spree Man whose penis froze during Olympics weirdly proud Rees-Mogg confident on finding yeti "soon" Rees-Mogg: "There's no connection between Storm Eunice and trees being on the blown over" Chipchase Johnson abandons sanctions in favour of 'Williamson Doomsday Solution' Westminster man denies being Boris Johnson Chrisf 5 Winter Olympic Sports Team GB would medal in 10 annoying corporate phrases that are sure to 'move your needle' Dan. F Who should replace Boris Johnson as Prime Minister? YOU decide! Demonicgroin

 First competition of the New Year and ChrisF has romped home by a country mile.  To be fair, Ian Searle in second place has scored 25 of his 27 points with headlines!  Due to technical difficulties with the chat room I've put all the ticker data and the result of the Cartoonist of the month competition below the leader board and sub links. apepper Johnson to call Trump to corroborate his story Microsoft adds "Letter of No Confidence in the PM" to Word templates NHS runs out of hospitals for Boris to visit Row as Gove's lift doors aren't welded shut Shops clear empty shelves to make space for new batch ofmissing goods Chipchase Book world in shock as study claims Dumbledore and Gandalfare one and the same person Mick and Keef share thoughts on The Rolling Stones 60thanniversary commemorative stamps No. 10's mea culpa to The Palace sparks wave of copycat apologies (newsbiscuit.com) Rees-Mogg announces the publication of a new weekly pamphletin support