Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Chippy did it again, pulling well clear of Titus.  Some great subs this month, keep it up. A.Mantra  Bear Grylls awarded OBE for services to voluntarily doing rank sh*t apeppe r  65 year old man confesses; ‘I wasn’t Kung Foo fighting’ Mud shortage hits summer festivals Benvoleo  MP’s to stop voting as the people already voted in the referendum Bravenewmalden  D-Day ‘best day ever’, veteran recalls Bunbury  Johnson promises garden bridge for every city Chipchase  Boris: ‘I once did something selfless but I’m not proud of it’ Britain’s Moron Threat changed to ‘moderate’ following Trump’s departure Documents discovered on train ‘not ours’ insists Farage Exclusive: Trump’s letter to Kim Good vet gets lamb back up on its feet  Jo Brand is the one we are scared of? Really? Johnson in last gasp attempt to acquire a shred of integrity Man shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years Row over un-pre-ripped jeans sees woman ost

Chips well in the lead but, and this is a code red alert, Titus is in a strong second place.  Looking like an interesting second half of the month as we ride to the final. A.Mantra  Bear Grylls awarded OBE for services to voluntarily doing rank sh*t apepper  65 year old man confesses; ‘I wasn’t Kung Foo fighting’ Benvoleo  MP’s to stop voting as the people already voted in the referendum Bravenewmalden  D-Day ‘best day ever’, veteran recalls Chipchase  Boris: ‘I once did something selfless but I’m not proud of it’ Britain’s Moron Threat changed to ‘moderate’ following Trump’s departure Documents discovered on train ‘not ours’ insists Farage Good vet gets lamb back up on its feet  Jo Brand is the one we are scared of? Really? Johnson in last gasp attempt to acquire a shred of integrity Man shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years Row over un-pre-ripped jeans sees woman ostracised Trump storms out after Queen refuses to tu