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WOTM May 2021 final

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SteveB would have taken the crown this month had it not been for the dratted Wren rule.  Which means that James_doc gets to wear the coveted virtual mug for the month of June.  Pretty reasonable if you ask me given James has scored in every box on the table this month. A.Mantra   Fury and Joshua can just have a scrap in my car park, says pub landlord Keir Starmer punching himself in the face repeatedly Outraged nation punishes Tories with nine-point lead What else has Jeff Goldblum been in? Asks idiot missing the f*cking point Adrian Bamforth  British and French shepherds clash over disputed pastures Parties vow to be more ‘doorsteppy’ apepper  ‘People aren’t interested in piracy but in impressive shanties’ claims Blackbeard We are responding calmly to head loss claims chicken BangingOnAgain  DIY enthusiast Meghan Markle releases bench-building debut Dominic Cummings gives evidence from glass house in Barnard Castle Dominic Cummings to rule as evil overlord Excitement builds as new Por

WOTM May 2021 mid month

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SteveB and James-doc are slugging it out at the top, with Wren and Bangin' fighting for third and fourth place.  Still early days though, so watch this space. A.Mantra   Keir Starmer punching himself in the face repeatedly Outraged nation punishes Tories with nine-point lead Adrian Bamforth  British and French shepherds clash over disputed pastures Parties vow to be more ‘doorsteppy’ apepper  ‘People aren’t interested in piracy but in impressive shanties’ claims Blackbeard BangingOnAgain  DIY enthusiast Meghan Markle releases bench-building debut Parents unanimously agree to tell kids parties are banned forever Terror and dread as government confirm hugs are back Wills & Kate share home vid part 2: ‘it’s all gone to shit’ Woman caught in massive WhatsApp group chat ‘at breaking point’ Bookiesfriend  Hartlepool votes for change after 11 years of disastrous Labour government Chrisf  Line of Duty to join new European police drama super league FlashArry  Donald Trump’s penis to run