WOTM May 2021 mid month
SteveB and James-doc are slugging it out at the top, with Wren and Bangin' fighting for third and fourth place. Still early days though, so watch this space.
A.Mantra
Keir Starmer punching himself in the face repeatedly
Outraged nation punishes Tories with nine-point lead
Adrian Bamforth
British and French shepherds clash over disputed pastures
Parties vow to be more ‘doorsteppy’
apepper
‘People aren’t interested in piracy but in impressive shanties’ claims Blackbeard
BangingOnAgain
DIY enthusiast Meghan Markle releases bench-building debut
Parents unanimously agree to tell kids parties are banned forever
Terror and dread as government confirm hugs are back
Wills & Kate share home vid part 2: ‘it’s all gone to shit’
Woman caught in massive WhatsApp group chat ‘at breaking point’
Bookiesfriend
Hartlepool votes for change after 11 years of disastrous Labour government
Chrisf
Line of Duty to join new European police drama super league
FlashArry
Donald Trump’s penis to run for office
Frank Optional
Boris Johnson’s personal phone number discovered on Pioneer10 plaque
Britain stands down to Thunderbird alert level 3
Gotcha! Our boys sink French plastic bag floating away from Jersey
SNP plans carefully phased increase of independence from absolutely everything
Statute of limitations runs out on Blue Peter garden vandalism
Gerontius
‘Voters happy with corruption as long as MPs honest about it’ claims new poll
Ian Searle
Jack the giant killer will no longer accept magic beans in return for cows
James_doc
Bitcoin crash as Tesla accepts tulip bulbs
France cuts Jersey’s electricity; Isle of Wight to provide aid
Internet standards committee decrees: it’s an alley
Labour reshuffle: Angela Lansbury to join shadow cabinet
Methane crisis: farting to be rationed
NHS waiting list crisis: diagnosis to be made by Facebook groups
UK mass observation project: entries now in
Midfield Diamond
Man in wrong queue for Plymouth Argyle season ticket feels a bit of a prick
MzWibble
Man desperate to go back to the office, devastated to find his job is still shit
oshaughnessy
Boris puts Mars on the UK’s green travel list
Fury as ‘ungrateful’ India rejects recycled claps for NHS
Government lifts all restrictions on shagging with complete strangers
Oxbridge
Man who said ‘boo’ to a goose in critical condition in hospital
Paul L
Man who disappeared from barbecue ‘missing, presumed warm’
SteveB
Carrie Symonds planning to totally shag up the outside of number 10 as well
Google now referring to itself in the fourth person
Line of Duty was all just Cressida Dick’s dream
NewsBiscuit’s guide to ongoing celebrity joint ventures
Queen’s Speech confirms general election vote will require Tory member photo ID
stewartbarclay
Hartlepool turkeys strongly pro-Christmas
Sydalg
Birmingham man sues for right to eat his family
Google Drunk to be added to Google Street View
Satan demands inquiry into negative TripAdvisor reviews of Hell
Trevor Rudge
Line of Duty finale extends Tory lead to 25 points
Wrenfoe
Israel asks UK: ‘colonialism. Does it end well?’
Melinda Gates to get Belgium in divorce settlement
PM to allow his patented ‘special hug’
Rayner told to shadow Gove but eerily Gove casts no shadow
Starmer blames Scooby Doo team
Woman asks: ‘should I pay an overdue e-bill for an iPhone I don’t have?’
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