Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Stewart Barclay has stormed ahead this month, beating MM who had a creditable second place score.  Well done everyone who pitched this month.  As usual the cartoon of the month follows the links to the subs and is followed by the tickers for the month apepper 'Cutting down from 7 bins? Where to throw the unused one add profanity to core curriculum Keir Starmer attempts Brescuing a Brawful Brituation Restraining order to keep Government away from country Sunak trying to find worst time to have an election BillClay Journalists struggling to find metaphors for RAAC crisis Man thinks Coeliac disease is just a fad to slow down his food order Cara Sam Levinson to produce new show featuring sad, naked teenagers Woman in emotionally abusive relationship with neighbour's cat CharlieH Bank Specialising In Bad Debt And High Risk Surprises Market By Collapsing Chipchase Exclusive: Johnson tells the truth Showbiz world stunned as Ant & Dec hand back their latest NTA award Sunak: 'I&

Deskpilot has romped home this month, taking points in all categories including an impressive 19 headlines.  SteveB made a gallant attempt and Wren and eppusimuove vied for third place.  As usual all the links and the tickers are below the leaderboard, along with the cartoon of the month. AlexCrisp Woke to Bloke - Parents divorce their 'woke' children and adopt Dave apepper Government stockpiling sewage against future shortages Nasa loses contact with Jacob Rees-Mogg Protests as God introduces 5G only prayer service Sunak photographed on Thatcher's toilet Tory manifesto balance between destroying business, NHS and planet Woke cancel culture means "Dying god coming into Human flesh" missed from CBeebies singalong Yevgeny Prigozhin died after plane crashes and he lands on some bullets Billiclay Sunak describes celebration he had planned if Lionesses had won Unnecessary Sports Utility Vehicle Zone (USUVZ) to be extended to the whole of the U K cara Woman on verge of