Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Congrats to Wren for taking the virtual crown this month, commiserations to Chippy for a gallant flank attack on Wren's position .  Links to all the subs below the leaderboard and tickers, as always, in the chat room. A.Mantra  Government’s Withdrawal Agreement shortlisted for Turner prize Man alone at the cinema, now wishing he’d not worn a trench-coat Acidcirus  Brexit writers blamed for poor end to Theresa May arc Adrian Bamforth  Biscuit heiress’ comments ‘not Nice’ ISIS release latest Game of Prophets episode apepper  Doctors run out of body parts to describe Tory leadership candidates ‘End of coal linked to blindness’ claim snowmen ‘Gove accuses Gove of treachery for trying to overturn 2016 leadership election Bravenewmalden  ‘arst’ or it could be ‘ersb’ tagger strikes again Dulux marketing team ‘still giggling’ over One Coat product name Local elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters Chipchase  0.27% of elector

Wren's back on form, leading the pack.  He's not unassailable, but it'll take some subbing to overtake him.  Consider gauntlet thrown down. A.Mantra  Government’s Withdrawal Agreement shortlisted for Turner prize Man alone at the cinema, now wishing he’d not worn a trench-coat Adrian Bamforth  ISIS release latest Game of Prophets episode apepper  ‘End of coal linked to blindness’ claim snowmen Bravenewmalden  ‘arst’ or it could be ‘ersb’ tagger strikes again Dulux marketing team ‘still giggling’ over One Coat product name Local elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters Chipchase  ANALYSIS – 3 year-old Ollie on Gavin Williamson’s fall from grace EastEnders chase ratings with a plot that’s out of this world Mears and Grylls serve no purpose whatsoever, says study Chrisf  Colleague definitely going to use animations in PowerPoint presentation KFC baked beans ‘ashamed of itself’ Put socks back on now, men urged