March 2021 WOTM competition final
Myke roared to the top again, but thanks to the vagaries of the Wren rule he can't win two months on the trot so - er - Wren wins this month. Full list of FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts posted below the leader board and tickers listed in the chat room as usual Adrian Bamforth Man on moon latest to be hit by John Lewis redundancies Al OPecia Adam and Eve forced to sit god down and explain that he was an accident antharrison Tresemme covid-19 vaccine approved by FDA and 85% of 104 women apepper Bridge will be finished in time to link independent Scotland with united Ireland Bobski Labour plans a Schrodinger’s Brexit policy Meghan Markle and Queen to settle their differences on Jeremy Kyle show QAnon conspiracy theory leads to increases in public indecency UK government lobbies for fly-tipping to become an Olympic sport Brigg AF Facebook user racks up 100 “I’ve had covid jab” posts from friends Hotel guest demolishes free tea and coffee to “break even” on quarantine stay One Dictatio
