Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

If it wasn't for the dratted Wren Rule, Wren would have been this month's winner again, but the rule stands.  To be fair, Dom has given all of us a run for our money this month and is a clear and justified winner of the coveted virtual mug.  DavidH, Mirthless have made great travelling companions to myself in this competition, as have all the others who have had something posted this month. Links to all the FPs, NiBs and LAs below the leader board and, as usual, the tickers are posted in the chat room. Adrian Bamforth  Crisis deepens as Trump tests positive for karma antharrison  School dinner ladies unexpectedly picked for Manchester United apepper   Chaos as Trump’s hair taken to different hospital Fans of Dr Kevorkian ready to ensure Trump never transmits covid again. Relief sweeps world as billionaires fortunes reach record high Chipchase  Fears grow for fly’s health after it lands on Mike Pence’s head ‘Naughty boy’ Williamson grounded indefinitely by angry parents Trump ho

Thanks to some dodgy accounting I appear to have cheated my way to the top of the  leaderboard, but Mirthless and Myke are hot on my tail so I'd better watch out! Adrian Bamforth  Crisis deepens as Trump tests positive for karma apepper   Chaos as Trump’s hair taken to different hospital Fans of Dr Kevorkian ready to ensure Trump never transmits covid again. Relief sweeps world as billionaires fortunes reach record high Chipchase  Fears grow for fly’s health after it lands on Mike Pence’s head Trump: ‘so I got (gasp) covid? No way (wheeze) just fake nooze (hacking cough)’ Waitrose extend “autumn leaves” range to include dog poo and chewing gum Wind from Johnson’s arse will power every home in the UK DavidH  Barnard Castle and seven other places northerners will go to large it up Deceangli Human colony on Mars ‘still cheaper than London’ New virus rules to be based on Mornington Crescent Dominic_mcg  Braille porn discovered in textured kitchen rolls Dancing On Ice may be about to si

  Three quarters of the way through the year and the Big O is still leading the pack, but Wren is coming up fast from the rear