WOTM Feb 2020 final
Wren is the supreme champion this month, with three Front pages, seven NiBs and a brace of tickers. DavidH comes second and unspellable and virtually unpronounceable newcomer oshaughnessy comes in a creditable third. Some great entries by newcomers this month, enriching the site.
All FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts, complete with hyperlinks are listed below. as usual the ticker list is on the entry in the chat room.
A.Mantra
Provocatively flirtatious woman wears a dress to work
Umbrellas to be sold inside out
Adam Young
Coronavirus changes name in bid to appeal to younger audience.
Adrian Bamforth
Inquiry into Childcatcher Party’s election defeat exonerates leader
Antharrison
Surgeons rush to retrieve Brexitcast presenters from own arseholes
apepper
Criminals welcome UK withdrawal from Euro warrant
Future census unnecessary ‘We’ll just ask the Chinese’
Man coughs, convinced he has coronavirus
Man refused entry to Belgium for ‘not speaking French’
UK Coronavirus tests ‘to include citizenship questions’
Benvoleo
“Blue passports bailed us out, why not you flood victims too?” beams Johnson
Fertiliser to power ocean-going ships will come from crops rotting in fields
Brainstorm
Boris ‘leapt through hoops’ to get Cummings on board
Chipchase
Dithering Desmond desperate to get it taped
Man to sue cruise operator after catching Corona Virus from ‘commoners’
Smells more like white spirit as Francois finds Nirvana
Trump to introduce ‘Trump Justice’ in second term
Chrisf
Dr Dolittle breached basic research protocols, claims Medical Research Council
Number 10 press corps to be replaced by North Korean newsreader
TV villains to undergo compulsory sarcastic hand-clap training
DavidH
Audi smashes two-metre land speed record
Facial recognition camera matches member of the public to ‘him off the telly’
Feed the 52
Jeremy Corbyn ‘happy to serve as shadow Dominic Cummings’
Love-child of a senior royal? Claim your regal inheritance, now!
Des Custard
Man-corona sufferer enters second week of quarantine
Dick Everyman
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse kick off 2020 World Tour
Holly Willoughby outed as leader of Colombian drugs cartel
Editor
Culture loses Culture War
Fernandomando
United Kingdom to retrain as psychotherapist after split from EU
Fletcher
Socially awkward office workers return to work after New Year holidays
Jamesroberts92
Man declares mansplaining is now a real ‘thing’ after it happens to him
JoBo
11 year old girl suffers overnight transformation
Children banned from heading balls, Scotland to continue teaching Glasgow Kiss
Ozzy Osbourne karma responsible for coronavirus
Mick Turate
Loss Adjusters to recommend UK rebuild in wake of storm damage
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
BBC Drama Shows Outsourced To Am-dram Society
Change UK one year anniverary party ‘falls apart in chaos
nicharper
Embarrassed WHO reaches out to Gwyneth Paltrow to help combat coronavirus
Joaquin Phoenix to only star in black comedies going forward
Only the elite should be allowed to discriminate based on class, says HMC
oshaughnessy
EU sells unwanted Union Jacks to Iran
Man caught breaking into quarantine hospital was ‘only trying to see a doctor.’
Ministers must self-isolate if they feel a gaffe coming on
Residents delighted as local graffiti vandal scrawls over unwanted Banksy
Oxbridge
Chinese advised to leave Britain ‘because it’s crap’
Storm-inconvenienced Isle of Wight vows ‘We will rebuild’
Your guide to the rest of the storm season
Sarah Tipper
Thornton’s Continental chocolates to get proper British names
Sir Lupus
Young Canadian couple refused UK visa under new system.
Terry Bunn
China offered place in government
Thatwasbeast
‘Casual’ who joined work seven-a-side living to regret it
Contact lens missing after plunging 10cm
Throngsman
Boris sacks himself in surprise move during reshuffle
Grant Shapps scraps petrol, diesel and hybrid cars from Wednesday
RNLI criticised for ‘taking so bloody long’
UK reeling as no sign of Storm Boris abating
Vertically Challened Giant
Everybody who completed Dry January already shit-faced
‘This is a massive witch-hunt,’ complains massive witch
Walter Eagle
Government announces UK carbon neutral 15 years early
Government Proposes Zipwire To Link Scotland To Northern Ireland
Wrenfoe
Assistant Referee still self-identifies as a ‘Linesman’
Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’
Cat forced to wear collar is going to f$ck you up
Chancellor of Exchequer to become zero-hour contract
Coronavirus outbreak in Iran – USA has second thoughts about invading
Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists
Grim Reaper’s skull found on top of Tony Blair’s neck
Remainers spotted entering ark two-by-two
Shadowy fence-panelling cartel behind Storm Ciara
UK in talks with China over high-speed import of Coronavirus
YaBasta
EU farewell to UK mistranslated as ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’
All FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts, complete with hyperlinks are listed below. as usual the ticker list is on the entry in the chat room.
A.Mantra
Provocatively flirtatious woman wears a dress to work
Umbrellas to be sold inside out
Adam Young
Coronavirus changes name in bid to appeal to younger audience.
Adrian Bamforth
Inquiry into Childcatcher Party’s election defeat exonerates leader
Antharrison
Surgeons rush to retrieve Brexitcast presenters from own arseholes
apepper
Criminals welcome UK withdrawal from Euro warrant
Future census unnecessary ‘We’ll just ask the Chinese’
Man coughs, convinced he has coronavirus
Man refused entry to Belgium for ‘not speaking French’
UK Coronavirus tests ‘to include citizenship questions’
Benvoleo
“Blue passports bailed us out, why not you flood victims too?” beams Johnson
Fertiliser to power ocean-going ships will come from crops rotting in fields
Brainstorm
Boris ‘leapt through hoops’ to get Cummings on board
Chipchase
Dithering Desmond desperate to get it taped
Man to sue cruise operator after catching Corona Virus from ‘commoners’
Smells more like white spirit as Francois finds Nirvana
Trump to introduce ‘Trump Justice’ in second term
Chrisf
Dr Dolittle breached basic research protocols, claims Medical Research Council
Number 10 press corps to be replaced by North Korean newsreader
TV villains to undergo compulsory sarcastic hand-clap training
DavidH
Audi smashes two-metre land speed record
Facial recognition camera matches member of the public to ‘him off the telly’
Feed the 52
Jeremy Corbyn ‘happy to serve as shadow Dominic Cummings’
Love-child of a senior royal? Claim your regal inheritance, now!
Des Custard
Man-corona sufferer enters second week of quarantine
Dick Everyman
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse kick off 2020 World Tour
Holly Willoughby outed as leader of Colombian drugs cartel
Editor
Culture loses Culture War
Fernandomando
United Kingdom to retrain as psychotherapist after split from EU
Fletcher
Socially awkward office workers return to work after New Year holidays
Jamesroberts92
Man declares mansplaining is now a real ‘thing’ after it happens to him
JoBo
11 year old girl suffers overnight transformation
Children banned from heading balls, Scotland to continue teaching Glasgow Kiss
Ozzy Osbourne karma responsible for coronavirus
Mick Turate
Loss Adjusters to recommend UK rebuild in wake of storm damage
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
BBC Drama Shows Outsourced To Am-dram Society
Change UK one year anniverary party ‘falls apart in chaos
nicharper
Embarrassed WHO reaches out to Gwyneth Paltrow to help combat coronavirus
Joaquin Phoenix to only star in black comedies going forward
Only the elite should be allowed to discriminate based on class, says HMC
oshaughnessy
EU sells unwanted Union Jacks to Iran
Man caught breaking into quarantine hospital was ‘only trying to see a doctor.’
Ministers must self-isolate if they feel a gaffe coming on
Residents delighted as local graffiti vandal scrawls over unwanted Banksy
Oxbridge
Chinese advised to leave Britain ‘because it’s crap’
Storm-inconvenienced Isle of Wight vows ‘We will rebuild’
Your guide to the rest of the storm season
Sarah Tipper
Thornton’s Continental chocolates to get proper British names
Sir Lupus
Young Canadian couple refused UK visa under new system.
Terry Bunn
China offered place in government
Thatwasbeast
‘Casual’ who joined work seven-a-side living to regret it
Contact lens missing after plunging 10cm
Throngsman
Boris sacks himself in surprise move during reshuffle
Grant Shapps scraps petrol, diesel and hybrid cars from Wednesday
RNLI criticised for ‘taking so bloody long’
UK reeling as no sign of Storm Boris abating
Vertically Challened Giant
Everybody who completed Dry January already shit-faced
‘This is a massive witch-hunt,’ complains massive witch
Walter Eagle
Government announces UK carbon neutral 15 years early
Government Proposes Zipwire To Link Scotland To Northern Ireland
Wrenfoe
Assistant Referee still self-identifies as a ‘Linesman’
Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’
Cat forced to wear collar is going to f$ck you up
Chancellor of Exchequer to become zero-hour contract
Coronavirus outbreak in Iran – USA has second thoughts about invading
Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists
Grim Reaper’s skull found on top of Tony Blair’s neck
Remainers spotted entering ark two-by-two
Shadowy fence-panelling cartel behind Storm Ciara
UK in talks with China over high-speed import of Coronavirus
YaBasta
EU farewell to UK mistranslated as ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’
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