WOTM Nov 2021 final

 The good Doctor Chutney takes and holds the lead, winning the virtual mug by a country mile.


Links to the subs below and the ticker list, as usual, is in the chat room


Al O'Pecia 

Boris Johnson off to see the Wizard of Oz, with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Dominic Raab

apepper

All crime since 1953 due to "female Queen"

"Shambling incompetence is the new normal" announces Downing Street

BangingOnAgain 

Criminals propose 'just scrapping' criminal justice system

Chipchase 

As accusations of Johnson's utter incompetence grow it appears the PM's not for turning

As NI Protocol talks become more acrimonious Johnson continues to deny the existence of Ireland

Cluedo’s Rev Green released after 2016 conviction deemed to be 'unsafe'

COP26: 'Behold, for I am the saviour of the world' Johnson heard claim

'My old man didn't fight in WW2 just so I'd be forced into having Covid jabs,' says total moron.

Mystery businessman offers £1,000,000 prize for someone to kick Boris Johnson up the arse on live TV

Northumbria Police in desperate search for 'PM prankster' who duped CBI conference

Post-Brexit Britain best place to live by a country mile says new survey

Super-rich unhappy at being told they can no longer burn mountains of bank notes

Your new house share inmate not fitting in how you hoped she might

Chrisf 

5 Modern Pentathlon events for the 21st century

JobsForTheBoys.com - the number 1 platform for MPs looking for a second job

Tradesman refusing to show interest in what you do for a living

Danny Soz

Black Friday flat-screen TV buyer killed by single sword thrust

Jacob Rees-Mogg to spend 12th Xmas in succession trying to get lid off chutney jar

DavidH

Sir David Attenborough tests positive for second job

Doctor Chutney 

Boris to turn UK into giant Peppa Pig World

Bric-a-brac shortage threatens school Christmas fayres

COP26: A Delegate's Guide

COP26 delegates shocked as Planet Earth says “I don’t need saving."

COP creators confirm number 27 in the franchise

GB News ‘devastated’ by the death of their only viewer

Kimjongunism: An ideology so new Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t adopted it yet

Mad Max says ‘fair racing’ rules still not clear

Man converting shed to beach hut in readiness for rising sea levels

Premier League footballer openly admits “I’m overpaid"

Pudsey Bear slams NHS waiting times

Scientists disagree on the brain compartments that control dishwasher stacking

Suffolk man ridiculed for claiming to have seen NHS dentist

UK tourist spots ruined by celebrities on free TV travelogue junkets

Dominic_mcg 

HS2 to be replaced by water slides

Labour leader calls for resignation of 1980s amorous TV milkman

Woman in her 20s 'doesn't like Drag Race'

eppursimuove 

Hollywood greenlights new film - The Conte of Ouste Nuno

Frank Optional 

BlahBlahBlah26 angry at Greta Thunberg for claiming that COP26 attendees just go 'blah blah blah'

Boris Johnson publishes price list for describing what the UK is not

Britain to return Edwin Barbles to Greece

Dramatic rise in UK wishful thinking stocks

Nice Admin Lady 

Abacus finally spells '80085'

nicharper 

Guardian launches "What the BBC Says the Papers are Saying" column

NickB 

‘Invading Iraq was Lionel’s idea’ reveals younger brother Tony

oshaughnessy 

Australia solves rising sea level crisis by giving everyone a surfboard

Boris says people will have to sell their own grandmothers to pay for social care

Children in Need Latest: Michael Gove's Disco Danceathon raises almost £0.47

Chinese tennis player Feng Shui found safe & well rearranging her living room furniture

Ebahgumshire Cricket Club banned from hosting Black History Month events

Entire HS2 scrapped and replaced with Downing Street to Chequers jetpacks

Geoffrey Cox traced to Caribbean tax haven after his voice registered 7.1 on the Richter scale

Rescuers attempt to save Westminster man trapped by his own lies

Sir Lupus 

Bezos commits to saving world once he owns it all

Govt replaces Standards Committee with Pay-As-You-Go system

Luton man loses house after accepting "Legitimate Interest" of fraudsters to steal it

StanleyM 

Climate change beaten after Tory MP takes it on as second job

Common sense to be compulsory again from today

SteveB

Birds flying south for the winter have no intention of coming back to Britain

Conservatives mistakenly vote to 'review' the body which might find them guilty of their misdeeds

COP26 ended by Patel raid for suspected foreigners

Fears grow for health of Gary Lineker as Walkers announce deadly crisps shortage

Great! Xmas' TV channel just stuffing the word Christmas into regular film titles

'Internet Protocol address B.1.1.529 is nothing to worry about,' says dark robotic voice

Young family with bidet they never use could have installed small children's toilet

Steve Blair 

The NewsBiscuit guide to Rugby

stewartbarclay 

Big Bird admits role in vaccine conspiracy

Boris Johnson heavily discounted in Black Friday sale

Dr Who is a woman so it’s a life of crime for me, says boy, 8

Nadine Dorries’ social media hijacked by far right trolls

Tories to form breakaway Super League of Lobbying

Stu Horgan 

First woman to reach adulthood without committing crime says it's all thanks to Doctor Who

Terry

Time Team revival scheduled for Xmas 2030 TV listing

Throngsman 

Government introduce check-a-mate covid checks for travellers

Johnson senior to head up research in to distance apples fall from trees

Poorest 50% of planet 'likely to achieve COP26 targets'

Research shows all anti-vaxxers voted Brexit

'UK not a corrupt country', says man in charge of corrupt MPs

underconstruction 

Hasbro announces five-year waiting list for board-game 'Operation'

Levelling up will ensure entire nation is underwater

Wrenfoe 

20 years later Grandfather returns stolen nose to child

Football asks Cricket: ‘Can we have our racism back?’

Hansel and Gretel accuse Witch of landlordism

Johnson impregnates medical staff using elbow

Leeds to be scrapped

MPs fail to declare MP’s salary – ‘as they haven’t earnt it’

NHS added to Black Friday Sale

Politicians complain that mobs are starting to look unruly

UN breaks Guinness World Record for environmental pledges abandoned

Wrap up warm to avoid having to diet


Comments

  1. It's my only FP for ages, and ages, I would have thought you'd have found room for it ...

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    1. Many apologies - I'll check tonight for other omissions and will update

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    2. Ta, it's just that I am very needy ...

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    3. Done. Found two of Doctor Chutney's I'd missed as well. Have you always been Al O'Pecia as a handle? - I've been putting it down as Al OPecia up until now.

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