September 2018 WOTM mid month results

Myke is making up for winning last month while being behind the leader by leading with a vengeance this month.  Of course he can't win twice on the run, so technically the lead is shared at present between Titus and Wren.  This could get interesting!



A.L.Shaw 

‘Oh good! Back to work, school and Brexit’, says Britain

AndyP5919 

Novichok thrilled with ‘nerve agent of the year’ award

Benvoleo 

Unspecified DNA in 20% of meat ‘vile’ complain consumers, between mouthfuls

Chipchase 

Boris: ‘When I’m in No.10 I’ll have Trump resolve Irish border question’

HBO announces new cop show ‘The Brexit Beat’

Jamie Oliver targets prison inmates as a captive audience

May unveils latex puppets in attempt to secure Brexit deal

Chrisf 

Reboot of Thomas theTank Engine hit by infrastructure delays

CulchaVulcha 

Labour finally agrees to disputed gefilte fish recipe

Daily Moose 

Brexit leaver voters to be relocated to non EU country

DavidH 

Brexit space programme to include massive telescope made from used contact lenses

Final series of Big Brother decoded from alien galaxy signals

Deceangli

Brewers confirm that there is ‘no safe level’ of epidemiological research

Dismay as OED downgrades swears

‘You Are Here’ signs may breach GDPR

DGreen 

Unused condom frustrated after five years in wallet

Gary Stanton 

Joy and some bemusement as Salmond somehow manages to get crowdfunded

Gerontius 

Evans leaves Radio 2 with 100% record of making everything about himself

JBP 

lluminati admit mistake over Coleen Nolan and Loose Women

Macattack1964 

Nursery Rhymes placed in special measures after damning Ofsted Inspection

Plastic bags now fourth most shoplifted item

Myke 

Daily Mail fury as foreign weather invades Britain

 Intern Required! NewsBiscuit is recruiting

Men’s brains unable to recognise shades of colour like beige or elephant’s breath, say scientists

Odeon introduce slurping, rustling and chatting in Dolby surround sound

Top Ten Tube chat-ups

MzWibble 

Barnier publishes a book on the political philosophy of Brexit – in French, bien sur

Boris Johnson’s career now over. Again.

Hungary punished by EU – put on naughty Steppe

Newbiscuit Editorial Team 

Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily

‘World’s oldest cheese’ found in BBC scheduling

nickb 

Andrea Leadsom’s search for new bodyguard ‘terrifies’ UK security industry

Boris ‘wearing suicide pants’

Throngsman 

City to hold street parties to celebrate tenth anniversary of Credit Crunch

Russia claims Thomas Cook responsible for Skripal poisoning

Titus 

Britain’s Oldest Woman still alive

Draft Second Referendum Ballot Format

Tony Blair in bid to become new leader of Lib Dems

Wrenfoe 

Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet

Most Brexit ideas contaminated by Johnson residues

Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective

Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective

YaBasta 

Roy Hodgson’s beliefe in Benteke declared ‘a weligion’

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