September 2018 WOTM mid month results
Myke is making up for winning last month while being behind the leader by leading with a vengeance this month. Of course he can't win twice on the run, so technically the lead is shared at present between Titus and Wren. This could get interesting!
A.L.Shaw
‘Oh good! Back to work, school and Brexit’, says Britain
AndyP5919
Novichok thrilled with ‘nerve agent of the year’ award
Benvoleo
Unspecified DNA in 20% of meat ‘vile’ complain consumers, between mouthfuls
Chipchase
Boris: ‘When I’m in No.10 I’ll have Trump resolve Irish border question’
HBO announces new cop show ‘The Brexit Beat’
Jamie Oliver targets prison inmates as a captive audience
May unveils latex puppets in attempt to secure Brexit deal
Chrisf
Reboot of Thomas theTank Engine hit by infrastructure delays
CulchaVulcha
Labour finally agrees to disputed gefilte fish recipe
Daily Moose
Brexit leaver voters to be relocated to non EU country
DavidH
Brexit space programme to include massive telescope made from used contact lenses
Final series of Big Brother decoded from alien galaxy signals
Deceangli
Brewers confirm that there is ‘no safe level’ of epidemiological research
Dismay as OED downgrades swears
‘You Are Here’ signs may breach GDPR
DGreen
Unused condom frustrated after five years in wallet
Gary Stanton
Joy and some bemusement as Salmond somehow manages to get crowdfunded
Gerontius
Evans leaves Radio 2 with 100% record of making everything about himself
JBP
lluminati admit mistake over Coleen Nolan and Loose Women
Macattack1964
Nursery Rhymes placed in special measures after damning Ofsted Inspection
Plastic bags now fourth most shoplifted item
Myke
Daily Mail fury as foreign weather invades Britain
Intern Required! NewsBiscuit is recruiting
Men’s brains unable to recognise shades of colour like beige or elephant’s breath, say scientists
Odeon introduce slurping, rustling and chatting in Dolby surround sound
Top Ten Tube chat-ups
MzWibble
Barnier publishes a book on the political philosophy of Brexit – in French, bien sur
Boris Johnson’s career now over. Again.
Hungary punished by EU – put on naughty Steppe
Newbiscuit Editorial Team
Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily
‘World’s oldest cheese’ found in BBC scheduling
nickb
Andrea Leadsom’s search for new bodyguard ‘terrifies’ UK security industry
Boris ‘wearing suicide pants’
Throngsman
City to hold street parties to celebrate tenth anniversary of Credit Crunch
Russia claims Thomas Cook responsible for Skripal poisoning
Titus
Britain’s Oldest Woman still alive
Draft Second Referendum Ballot Format
Tony Blair in bid to become new leader of Lib Dems
Wrenfoe
Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet
Most Brexit ideas contaminated by Johnson residues
Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective
Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective
YaBasta
Roy Hodgson’s beliefe in Benteke declared ‘a weligion’
A.L.Shaw
‘Oh good! Back to work, school and Brexit’, says Britain
AndyP5919
Novichok thrilled with ‘nerve agent of the year’ award
Benvoleo
Unspecified DNA in 20% of meat ‘vile’ complain consumers, between mouthfuls
Chipchase
Boris: ‘When I’m in No.10 I’ll have Trump resolve Irish border question’
HBO announces new cop show ‘The Brexit Beat’
Jamie Oliver targets prison inmates as a captive audience
May unveils latex puppets in attempt to secure Brexit deal
Chrisf
Reboot of Thomas theTank Engine hit by infrastructure delays
CulchaVulcha
Labour finally agrees to disputed gefilte fish recipe
Daily Moose
Brexit leaver voters to be relocated to non EU country
DavidH
Brexit space programme to include massive telescope made from used contact lenses
Final series of Big Brother decoded from alien galaxy signals
Deceangli
Brewers confirm that there is ‘no safe level’ of epidemiological research
Dismay as OED downgrades swears
‘You Are Here’ signs may breach GDPR
DGreen
Unused condom frustrated after five years in wallet
Gary Stanton
Joy and some bemusement as Salmond somehow manages to get crowdfunded
Gerontius
Evans leaves Radio 2 with 100% record of making everything about himself
JBP
lluminati admit mistake over Coleen Nolan and Loose Women
Macattack1964
Nursery Rhymes placed in special measures after damning Ofsted Inspection
Plastic bags now fourth most shoplifted item
Myke
Daily Mail fury as foreign weather invades Britain
Intern Required! NewsBiscuit is recruiting
Men’s brains unable to recognise shades of colour like beige or elephant’s breath, say scientists
Odeon introduce slurping, rustling and chatting in Dolby surround sound
Top Ten Tube chat-ups
MzWibble
Barnier publishes a book on the political philosophy of Brexit – in French, bien sur
Boris Johnson’s career now over. Again.
Hungary punished by EU – put on naughty Steppe
Newbiscuit Editorial Team
Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily
‘World’s oldest cheese’ found in BBC scheduling
nickb
Andrea Leadsom’s search for new bodyguard ‘terrifies’ UK security industry
Boris ‘wearing suicide pants’
Throngsman
City to hold street parties to celebrate tenth anniversary of Credit Crunch
Russia claims Thomas Cook responsible for Skripal poisoning
Titus
Britain’s Oldest Woman still alive
Draft Second Referendum Ballot Format
Tony Blair in bid to become new leader of Lib Dems
Wrenfoe
Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet
Most Brexit ideas contaminated by Johnson residues
Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective
Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective
YaBasta
Roy Hodgson’s beliefe in Benteke declared ‘a weligion’
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