August 18 WOTM mid month

Nearly mid month and we have three on level pegging on the leaderboard.  Chip, Myke and Titus are all vying for the top spot,  but as Chip won last month's competition it's strictly between Myke and Titus right now.  However there are a few running a close second, so it ain't all over yet.



A. L. Shaw 

England to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss
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apepper 

Discovery of Welsh skeletons at Stonehenge “proves Wales was a dump even then”

Benvoleo 

No-deal Brexit breaks EU laws, say MPs giving up UK’s right to take EU to court

Bravenewmalden 

Man briefly considers making observation about Anti-Semitism

Chipchase 

‘Dr Who is a bit shit’ says survey

Elvis, JFK and John Wayne to be canonised following shock Vatican announcement

ITV in disarray now Love Island has finished

Teacher brags that end-of-term gifts included a Mini Clubman Convertible

Trump to host, judge and receive new ‘Greatest American’ annual award

Chrisf

Theresa May buys up all the gaps in Toblerones to shore up Brexit strategy

CulchaVulcha 

Tories launch investigation into exactly what kind of cnut Boris Johnson is.

fletcher 

Carragher signs lucrative sponsorship deal with Chewits
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Realistic UK drinking guidelines say: ‘Go for it!’

Jonny Shlep

Jonny Shlep - BBC Sport in successful bid to screen Arsene Wenger having an afternoon nap

‘Being shaken by the lapels has damaged my health’ says Eastenders’ Ian Beale

Mother

Liam Fox says ‘falling off a cliff is more likely when you step over the edge’.

Parliament may ban ‘people who look like hayricks or heaps of straw’

Myke

Corporate manager runs idea up flagpole and accidentally hangs himself

Detectorist Unearths 5000 Year Old Satirical Joke

Middle Class Parents Buy Houses in Best Cocaine Catchment Areas

Poll shows 52% of Brits favour a Zombie Apocalypse

MzWibble 

French wine importer refuses to leave the EU

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Hodge says claims that she used bad language are ‘f$cking ridiculous’

Love Island beckons for Macron & May

nickb 

Detectives call for bigger noticeboards as crime gets more complicated

Paul L 

Photocopier engineers dying ‘quicker than usual’ due to UK’s high temperatures

StanleyMizaru 

Climate change deniers issue ‘wrap up warm’ advice

Sydalg 

Royal Family to be eaten to save money

Suspicions grow about man who found seven corpses while walking dog

Terry Bunn 

DIY operations could be answer to NHS staff shortages

Met Office upgrades to Windows

Titus 

Fortnite update spam – reaches critical point of incoherency

Who put the Dum in the Referendum?

Wrenfoe

Woman fined for wearing a niqab but double-denim goes unpunished

YaBasta 

Boris Johnson posted resignation letter in Muslim woman’s face

Brexit could be settled on penalties

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