August 18 WOTM mid month
Nearly mid month and we have three on level pegging on the leaderboard. Chip, Myke and Titus are all vying for the top spot, but as Chip won last month's competition it's strictly between Myke and Titus right now. However there are a few running a close second, so it ain't all over yet.
A. L. Shaw
England to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss
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apepper
Discovery of Welsh skeletons at Stonehenge “proves Wales was a dump even then”
Benvoleo
No-deal Brexit breaks EU laws, say MPs giving up UK’s right to take EU to court
Bravenewmalden
Man briefly considers making observation about Anti-Semitism
Chipchase
‘Dr Who is a bit shit’ says survey
Elvis, JFK and John Wayne to be canonised following shock Vatican announcement
ITV in disarray now Love Island has finished
Teacher brags that end-of-term gifts included a Mini Clubman Convertible
Trump to host, judge and receive new ‘Greatest American’ annual award
Chrisf
Theresa May buys up all the gaps in Toblerones to shore up Brexit strategy
CulchaVulcha
Tories launch investigation into exactly what kind of cnut Boris Johnson is.
fletcher
Carragher signs lucrative sponsorship deal with Chewits
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Realistic UK drinking guidelines say: ‘Go for it!’
Jonny Shlep
Jonny Shlep - BBC Sport in successful bid to screen Arsene Wenger having an afternoon nap
‘Being shaken by the lapels has damaged my health’ says Eastenders’ Ian Beale
Mother
Liam Fox says ‘falling off a cliff is more likely when you step over the edge’.
Parliament may ban ‘people who look like hayricks or heaps of straw’
Myke
Corporate manager runs idea up flagpole and accidentally hangs himself
Detectorist Unearths 5000 Year Old Satirical Joke
Middle Class Parents Buy Houses in Best Cocaine Catchment Areas
Poll shows 52% of Brits favour a Zombie Apocalypse
MzWibble
French wine importer refuses to leave the EU
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Hodge says claims that she used bad language are ‘f$cking ridiculous’
Love Island beckons for Macron & May
nickb
Detectives call for bigger noticeboards as crime gets more complicated
Paul L
Photocopier engineers dying ‘quicker than usual’ due to UK’s high temperatures
StanleyMizaru
Climate change deniers issue ‘wrap up warm’ advice
Sydalg
Royal Family to be eaten to save money
Suspicions grow about man who found seven corpses while walking dog
Terry Bunn
DIY operations could be answer to NHS staff shortages
Met Office upgrades to Windows
Titus
Fortnite update spam – reaches critical point of incoherency
Who put the Dum in the Referendum?
Wrenfoe
Woman fined for wearing a niqab but double-denim goes unpunished
YaBasta
Boris Johnson posted resignation letter in Muslim woman’s face
Brexit could be settled on penalties
A. L. Shaw
England to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss
/
apepper
Discovery of Welsh skeletons at Stonehenge “proves Wales was a dump even then”
Benvoleo
No-deal Brexit breaks EU laws, say MPs giving up UK’s right to take EU to court
Bravenewmalden
Man briefly considers making observation about Anti-Semitism
Chipchase
‘Dr Who is a bit shit’ says survey
Elvis, JFK and John Wayne to be canonised following shock Vatican announcement
ITV in disarray now Love Island has finished
Teacher brags that end-of-term gifts included a Mini Clubman Convertible
Trump to host, judge and receive new ‘Greatest American’ annual award
Chrisf
Theresa May buys up all the gaps in Toblerones to shore up Brexit strategy
CulchaVulcha
Tories launch investigation into exactly what kind of cnut Boris Johnson is.
fletcher
Carragher signs lucrative sponsorship deal with Chewits
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Realistic UK drinking guidelines say: ‘Go for it!’
Jonny Shlep
Jonny Shlep - BBC Sport in successful bid to screen Arsene Wenger having an afternoon nap
‘Being shaken by the lapels has damaged my health’ says Eastenders’ Ian Beale
Mother
Liam Fox says ‘falling off a cliff is more likely when you step over the edge’.
Parliament may ban ‘people who look like hayricks or heaps of straw’
Myke
Corporate manager runs idea up flagpole and accidentally hangs himself
Detectorist Unearths 5000 Year Old Satirical Joke
Middle Class Parents Buy Houses in Best Cocaine Catchment Areas
Poll shows 52% of Brits favour a Zombie Apocalypse
MzWibble
French wine importer refuses to leave the EU
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Hodge says claims that she used bad language are ‘f$cking ridiculous’
Love Island beckons for Macron & May
nickb
Detectives call for bigger noticeboards as crime gets more complicated
Paul L
Photocopier engineers dying ‘quicker than usual’ due to UK’s high temperatures
StanleyMizaru
Climate change deniers issue ‘wrap up warm’ advice
Sydalg
Royal Family to be eaten to save money
Suspicions grow about man who found seven corpses while walking dog
Terry Bunn
DIY operations could be answer to NHS staff shortages
Met Office upgrades to Windows
Titus
Fortnite update spam – reaches critical point of incoherency
Who put the Dum in the Referendum?
Wrenfoe
Woman fined for wearing a niqab but double-denim goes unpunished
YaBasta
Boris Johnson posted resignation letter in Muslim woman’s face
Brexit could be settled on penalties
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