March WOTM -final

Well the end of March sees Easter begin, traffic jams, piss-poor but entirely seasonal British weather and two winners of the WOTM competition.  Both Sydalg and Wrenfoe have scored 29 points each, so it's either a draw or a funny gag showdown at noon.  Hopefully Techguy has enough virtual mugs to go around.  In second (or is it third) place is DavidH with a highly commendable 20 points.  David has been one of the frequent posters on the site this last 12 months, but tends to stick to tickers so it makes it harder to climb the league table.  However David has had two front pages this month, so congratulations - that virtual mug is in sight now.  Maybe April?

As usual all the Front Pages, NiBs and Left Alerts are credited below and all 93 tickers for the month are listed on the post in the Chat Room.



Adrian Bamforth

Islamic State also request sample of deadly nerve agent

Professor Hawking mostly remembered for internet memes

A.L.Shaw

FA to designate every pre-World Cup Premiership foul as Kremlin aggression

apepper

Russian/UK double agents ‘not sure if they should move’

Arthur

Cab Driver Opens Car Door for Elderly Passenger

Benvoleo

Cold sick not going down as well as Kool Aid

Conman posing as prince outed as Prince Charles

Chipchase

Government introduces vote recycling scheme

Hedge Fund Manager dressed as Nurse eligible for NHS payrise

Skripal affair hands Southgate a lifeline

Sticky labels on crockery banned for being as annoying as fuck

Crayon

Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons

Daneade



Labour votes to ‘Kinda’ leave the EU




Russia Threatens to Cut off Internet Porn to UK

‘The Shape of Mogg’ – Jacob reveals secret love for Fish-Man

DavidH

David Blaine to take over at Facebook

Google car drives itself into wall after haranguing from test passenger

David L

‘It could have been me,’ says Westminster Bridge bagpiper. ‘Wish it was,’ says everyone else


Deceangli 


Dominic_mcg

Corbyn livens up Brexit speech with double entendres


Gary Stanton







John Roughty


kabirgaryali



Mick Turate















Throngsman
















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