November WOTM Competition

Week one and there is a right ding-dong between Wren and HP at the top of the leaderboard.  Currently Wren has the edge but it's early days.



antharrison

Orthopedic surgeon resigns after touching woman’s knee

Chrisf

Pyrotechnics industry asks if clocks can go back just a little bit

 Fernandomando

Westminster warns Netflix to watch its back

harrypalmer



Midfield Diamond


Milo Shame


Naff Laff & Nickb  


thatwasbeast


Throngsman


Tonymc81


Wrenfoe



No-one notices as Trump’s other accounts deleted

 








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