WOTM September 2021

 SteveB is storming into the lead this month with stewartbarclay tying in second place with Wren.  Should be an interesting second half





apepper 

£2 billion drop in exports and other head scratchers – Daily Express

Cost of Knighthood ‘way beyond means of average crook on the make’

Ron Jenkins resigns as viewer of GB News

ArthurPyke 

Johnson defends Isle of Skye withdrawal

BangingOnAgain 

Speeding up as someone is over taking you and other ways to be a driving god

Chipchase 

Owner wins plaudits for blaming own dog over unprovoked attack

Chrisf 

Don’t trigger article 50 on my account, says Trigger

Man completing daft Facebook games shocked to be hacked

TV first as pathologist gives precise time of death

FlashArry 

Craft brewer comes full circle with beer-flavoured beer

Ironduke 

Afghans call in us airlift for colicky labrador as Taliban mortar rounds land

ItsMeJack 

Parents threaten to go on strike unless school uniforms are nationalised

Joanne Starkie 

Proof of not being Michael Gove now required for entry to Scottish nightclubs

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

ITV 2 in highbrow archaeology show shock

Told you so, say Aztec priests

oshaughnessy 

Entire UK placed on suicide watch after Abba release new album

rogerg 

City of London promises to re-wild itself

ron cawleyoni 

Now that’s what I call dancing… Gov, vol 1.

Sir Lupus 

Indian team admits: ‘we just didn’t fancy a week in Manchester’

StanleyMizaru 

Raab says Afghan refugee talks in Ibiza are ‘not another holiday’

SteveB 

Chanel gives up number 5 for Cristiano Ronaldo

Channel 4 smashes world record for getting interviewees to blub

‘Covid passports would be unfair’ says smug b*’tard who already has covid pass

Gross incompetence saves UK from catastrophic implosion

HGV test will scrap reversing, braking and steering

Things Prince Andrew is sweatier than

Urgent recall announced due to electrical fault in 8.2 million deadly Cheerios

stewartbarclay 

All work and no pension makes Therese a dull girl

Convicted terrorist takes precaution of being white

Emma Raducanu’s success ‘all down to Piers Morgan’

Priti Patel – the face that sank a thousand ships

Rashford not sure which white cabinet minister he spoke to

Tories: ‘burn down country, claim National Insurance money’

What to do in a ‘bag for life or death’ situation

Thatwasbeast 

Man downs three-course lunch by 10:30am

Throngsman 

Covid over as nearly 800 people die in a week

Titus 

Britain withdraws from Isle of Wight

Wrenfoe 

Afghans can stay says Home Office. Check the small print say Windrush generation

Covid welcomes relaxation of restrictions on covid

Jab for 12-15’s will protect against pinch punch first of the month

Joe Rogan to fight covid MMA style

Neil & GB News split. Neil to get custody of Brexit

Smoke alarms on space station triggered by alien bacon

Split in fabric of time causes Abba to reappear


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