WOTM July 2021 mid month
StanleyM is making a solid run for this month's title, closely followed by SteveB. Some newer names bubbling near the top of the leaderboard as well so it's great to see new blood rising to the top.
apepper
Raab’s mobile number online for decade, but no-one’s called it
BangngOnAgain
Man has nervous breakdown trying to open liquid hand wash
Woman emigrates after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind her
Chipchase
Lucrative pizza ads beckon for England’s young lions after Wembley penalty woes
Deceangli
Tolerance ‘getting out of hand’ say angry men
Gerontius
Harry defends putting landmines around Diana statue
Grand Moff Starkin
BBC pundits forlorn after realising current England players better than them
Duchess of Cambridge self-isolating after wearing same jacket twice
‘Racism not okay on social media but fine in my newspaper column’, PM explains
‘There’s no room for football in racism’, bigots confirm
jeremymh
Lord Haw-Haw to be the exciting new face of GB News
TV commentator Sam Matterface in training for full meltdown tonight
jeremymh - ‘Who could have predicted trouble from this drunken, angry mob?’ says Met Police
medparry
Rumsfeld ‘doublespeak’ death mystery
oshaughnessy
Boris, Gove & Hancock pen new England anthem: three liars on my shirt
Oxbridge
England football team to unite nation, say people who divided it
Paul L
Faulty bikes ‘causing teenagers to ride dangerously’
Ragmans Trumpet
Lamda variant ‘not an 80s dance craze’, WHO says
North Koreans heartbroken at Kim Jong-un’s only slightly obese appearance
Sarah Tipper
Virgin Galactic flight delay leads to expensive KitKat purchase
We’re full now, insist fridges
Woman successfully buys bra online
Scribbler
Kensington statue wins not looking like Diana contest
StanleyMizaru
Chaos and confusion as matt Hancock attends Cabinet meeting
Militias form as pm says protecting Afghanistan is now ‘personal responsibility’
Only those that can’t afford to quarantine will have to quarantine
Trump sues NewsBiscuit for not writing about him
Whitty and Vallance jump ship to Saturday night on ITV
SteveB
Estimate concludes that Wembley Stadium “about the size of a football pitch”
Football punditry actually a live group therapy session
New tasty fluoride snacks mean no one has to brush their teeth any more
Police chief warns that there is a critical shortage of trouser inspectors
Shapps wants hauliers to join government in being asleep at the wheel
stewartbarclay
Legal problems mounting for George Galloway
‘No, not that kind of racism’ say Tories
Oops I did Gove again, admits Britney Spears
Sydalg
Dinosaurs to make comeback tour
Throngsman
Virgin Galactic bus replacement service ‘ready to go’
Titus
Secret meetings frantically discuss Southgate tribute
Vertically Challenged Giant
Football calls ahead and asks you to pop the kettle on
Wrenfoe
Bolsonaro chronic hiccups is just his soul trying to escape
Furlough scheme to be replaced with ‘hopes and prayers’
Success of Iceland’s four-day week leads Britain to adopt an eight-day week
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