WOTM June 2021 mid month
Wren is taking no chances this month, but Banging and SteveB are in tight contention
Al OPecia
Harrison Ford to appear in new abseiling movie: ‘Clear and Present Dangler’. More new releases below
apepper
Johnson announces garden bridge to cross rift with EU
Musk steps up plans for Mars mission after global tax reform
Team of priests on standby to receive PM’s confession
BangingOnAgain
Couple die of starvation while deciding what to have for dinner
Dad has ‘best holiday ever’ after beating satnav by 3 minutes
Hancock given ‘super special important job’ of announcing who can get jab next
‘Selfless generosity’ as vaccine leftovers to go to poor instead of the bin
Toilet voted ‘best place to hide from your children 2021′
UK holiday resorts ‘infested’ with middle class tw*ts
UK shocked to discover it has a Tsar
Chipchase
Big business pens open letter to Johnson over ‘Freedom Day’ postponement
Combined efforts of Repair Shop experts unable to restore one man’s reputation
Covid 19 – “I’m no match for Duncan Smith and his Tory backbenchers”
UK’s ‘freedom day’ decision passed to mixed infants reception class
Chrisf
Man with Euro 2020 wallchart behaving like he’s Churchill in his war room
Clickbait
Great Britain signs free trade deal with Northern Ireland
Deceangli
Call of Duty to become Call of Nature
Dominic_mcg
Wallace and Gromit statue to be removed due to slavery connections
Grand Moff Starkin
Did Prince Andrew falsify Pizza Express receipt to secure interview with BBC?
Ian Searle
Police arrest 7 on the way to G7 in St. Ives – all married to the same man
James_doc
Blood donation questions to include political leanings
GB news breaks world record for use of word “woke”
Hospitality crisis: BBC to show “Great British Wait Off”
Lucifer appointed as head of Ofcom
Jeremymh
Entire England cricket XI convicted of obscene public acts
Midfield Diamond
Schoolchildren resolve to call all fat kids Freddy from now on
Milo Shame
Still no agreement on buffet breakfast arrangements for G7
NickB
Princess’s choice ‘not to have covid jab in her bottom’ prompts royal bum chat.
oshaughnessy
British holidaymakers jubilant as budget destination Mustique goes on green list
Sir Lupus
Amazon workers wish Bezos an enjoyable space flight, one-way
StanleyMizaru
President Biden accidentally has “constructive” talks with Wilfred Johnson
SteveB
Man who went out to get take out was in, came out, and is now in again
Omega variant will make everyone incredibly sexy and give some people superpowers
Smart money on ‘by Wednesday’ for how soon Boris will commitadultery
Woman ridden with guilt over looking for new laptops on her current laptop
stewartbarclay
Alan Bennett is new Israeli PM
China says ‘nothing to see here’ on Tiananmen anniversary
Queen Elizabeth the ever living
ThrongsmanFriends of Harry Dunn’s parents concerned the repair bill will come back to them
Jeff Bezos hoping ‘not to be left with a neighbour’
Man thrown out of internet forum for ‘knowing stuff’
UK welcomes ‘bonzer’ boomerang deal
Trevor Rudge
Southgate selects 26 goalkeepers
Wrenfoe
Bear shitting in wood reveals rich don’t pay tax
Bezos overtaken on rich list by roadside strawberry seller
Could £1.795m life-saving drug have used cheaper packaging?
Logan Paul set for rematch as world agrees to punch him in the face
London resolves lack of floating swimming pools before removing lethal cladding
‘They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our dress circle tickets to see Phantom’.
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