WOTM Nov 2020 mid month
Doctor Chutney is on top form this month, with a clear lead but being chased by Wren and the Big O. It's a short month, so anyone hoping to steal from the good doctor had better get writing.
antharrison
Trump accidentally and repeatedly sues himself
Chipchase
Boris: “hands – knees & boomps-a-daisy is new UK slogan in battle against virus”
Chrisf
Cummings’ cardboard box nailed on for best supporting actor award
DavidH
Bank of England releases 150 billion sheets of loo paper
Prius completes left turn in under three hours
Which self-empowering resolutions will you ditch two days into lockdown?
Deceangli
US election: results might be in before first Mars landing
Vaccine: Britain orders 1 trillion doses from dormant company in Liechtenstein
Deimos
Biden frantically looking for expert to teach him “Twitter”
Doctor Chutney
Doubts cast on action man’s military record: “not a model soldier”
Home Secretary raises gunpowder threat level
Plucky Brits just fail to beat US in WHO idiocy award
Dominic_mcg
China still hasn’t created a disease that could be spread by 6G
Filthy Rich
Panic-buying Olympics off the blocks in exactly the way you’ll be picturing
FloraJardine
BBC: “US election results in maps and charts”
Gerontius
UK arms industry ‘disappointed’ to find terrorists still using non-British made weapons
MADJEZ
Police raid lockdown-breaking pensioner rave at the Cenotaph
Midfield Diamond
US Presidential election referred to VAR
Milo Shame
Corbyn cancels allotment pyramid plan
NickB
Jingle bells urged to jingle only part of the way.
oshaughnessy
Furious Trump says prayers aren’t working and fires God
Michael Gove to present this year’s Tories in Need appeal
Tory ministers spread festive cheer by releasing Xmas hits album
Vaccine fiasco after Matt Hancock admits accidentallyordering 100m Tic Tacs
Sarah Tipper
British Euphemism Council begins rehabilitating the word Trump
Sinnick
Newspapers struggle with headline for US election result
Sir Lupus
Southerners prefer ballet cos their football teams are shite, says Northern MP
StanleyMizaru
Dido Harding launches NHS hide and seek system
Liberal Democrats are “hoping to learn from Trump’s tactics”
Trump outlines arguments for legal challenges to election result
SteveB
Translations of Boris Johnson press briefings to follow several days later
Sydalg
American serial killers getting too fat to do it properly
Throngsman
Government finally admits it has ‘no idea’ why we have daylight saving time
National outpouring of grief as Cummings leaves
Walter Eagle
Rishi admits, “there’s no business like no business.”
Wrenfoe
Cummings quits before Xmas, just in time to become Satan’s little helper
Disappointment the outright winner of US election
Remainers ready to call for second US election
SAGE confirms that teachers are immune to covid – because of ‘tweed’
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