August 2020 WOTM final

TheNewsWalrus has romped home this month, beating Mirthless by a significant margin.  The Big O has pulled up joint third with SteveB.  A really good competition this month, well done all.  All the links to the subs, as usual, are below and the tickers (145 of them) can be found in the chat room.





apepper 




Chrisf


Colton 


Deceangli 

Jizz-filled tissue appointed to House of Lords 

PMQs to become annual event so Boris can spend more time in his fridge

Schools urged to open up in August for pretty girls with A Level results

Tea or coffee? Government guidance to be provided

Trump: when I pronounced it ‘Thighland’ I meant my new theme park

‘Trump’ season finale set to be explosive

White House searching for orange mountain range for Trump face carving

Deimos 

Boris Johnson commits to using dictionary to look up “world beating”

Filthy Rich 

Covid hit Australia reverses transportation to mother country

Government finally addresses failings by sacking those not responsible for them

Man furious to discover he’s paying for ‘eat out to help out’

Man ignores garden for 3 days, discovers primitive tribe living in shrubbery

Man suspicious woman returning from extended lockdown is ‘not real wife’

Match the w4nker to the new personalised numberplates

Praise for ‘subtle, proportionate’ met response to non-existent black crimewave

Suspicions grow over Irish pubs agreeing to remain closed a little too readily

Trump writhes onto convention stage as K-Pop’s ‘most bigly viraliest’ superstar

Whitty: missing out on finger-painting worse for children than deadly virus

Gerontius 

KKK to suspend burning of crosses during coronavirus pandemic

Premier League directors meet to decide number of penalties awarded to Man Utd

Ian Searle 


ItsMeJack 


James_doc 


John Roughty 



kuelie


mrkerryt 




Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 




Sarah Tipper 

Blackberrying and looking in skips, this summer’s top crazes

Boris Johnson expected to make new pencil case decision this week

Small talkers ready for spate of conversations about the nights drawing in

SimoneCleal 














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