WOTM July 2020 mid month

The Big O is in the lead but Filthy Rich is giving him a run for his money.  This could be a ding dong battle in the making.

As per usual links to all the subs this month are listed below the leader board.




A.Mantra 

Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions

Chrisf 

Ennio Morricone: Spaghetti Western composer has pasta way

DavidH 

Dyson to build more efficient Prime Minister

Deceangli 

Dogging sites to re-open in England

Dominic Cummings builds clone army – of himself

Dick Everyman 

Odds against winning on Gala Bingo greater than catching coronavirus

Filthy Rich 

Bladerunners poised to ‘retire’ infected farmworker replicants, public assured


‘Brutalist’ West Midlands builders surprise choice to rebuild Notre Dame

Cummings’ fury as air-miles Stanley checkmates his virus-spewing mini-break

‘No tournament? No problem!’ your guide to be being a lockdown Wimbledon w*nker

Rishi Sunak announces ‘chip in to breathe in’ vouchers

Gerontius 

Food banks forced to close following government ‘eat out’ voucher scheme

Trump fails to check face mask before putting it on

harrypalmer 

Homeowners to receive £5k if they pretend Tories have done a good job with covid-19

Midfield Diamond 

TV football soundtrack options to include Gary Neville on or off

Mirthless Evil C

BBC launch “David Starkey takes a knee”

nickb 

New fright mask combines maximum horror and virus safety.

Wearing pants in shops to be compulsory ‘in days’

oshaughnessy 

Care homes to blame for the gunpowder plot, WW2 and John lLnnon leaving Cynthia

Hidden satanic messages found in Boris’ press briefings when played backwards

NFL team the Alabama KKK Nazi Motherf@*ers admit name might be problematic

Police injured while breaking up rioting book borrowers in library-ageddon

Schoolchildren risk being tasered if not back behind their desks in September

Trump outraged over scientists claim that the Bible may contain fake news.

Trump’s niece makes startling new claim that her uncle is a drag queen

Oxbridge 

Arse on that looked at

A poem for Super Saturday, with apologies to Dorothy Parker

PaulD 

Hancock orders the body of Richard 3rd to be tested for covid 19

Johnson to use wheelchair to promote ‘New Deal’ definitely not because of recent press-up mishap

Skylarking 

Cowes man looking forward to not going to gym again

SteveB 

2009 Labour ‘future jobs fund’ scheme crayoned over with Rishi’s kickstart skeem

Suburbandad 

Self-regulating porn industry urges users to “wank responsibly”

Sydalg 

79-year-old rock star attributes longevity to drugs, late nights, groupies

Huge applause as Britain’s porn stars go back to work

Vinyl record fan now branching out into pre-internet porn

Theboyinthebubble 

We’re going on a bar hunt

ThomasWykes 

Nation’s bodybuilders to resume having personality as gyms open

Throngsman 

Man returns Galaxy S20 in record 24 hours

Vertically Challenged Giant 

Trump buys most of world’s sand supply to bury head in

UK recovery to be based predominantly on bullshit

Wrenfoe

Anti-mask activists claim ‘God wants to see your teeth’

Covid-19 so last year, says G4 EA H1N1

Government to clap for hospital car parking charges

I’m making it up as I go along, admits Boris

Man City overturn Europe ban, Bristol Rovers opt to keep theirs

UK to spend £1.57bn to avoid watching light opera

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