WOTM July 2020 mid month
The Big O is in the lead but Filthy Rich is giving him a run for his money. This could be a ding dong battle in the making.
As per usual links to all the subs this month are listed below the leader board.
A.Mantra
Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions
Chrisf
Ennio Morricone: Spaghetti Western composer has pasta way
DavidH
Dyson to build more efficient Prime Minister
Deceangli
Dogging sites to re-open in England
Dominic Cummings builds clone army – of himself
Dick Everyman
Odds against winning on Gala Bingo greater than catching coronavirus
Filthy Rich
Bladerunners poised to ‘retire’ infected farmworker replicants, public assured
‘Brutalist’ West Midlands builders surprise choice to rebuild Notre Dame
Cummings’ fury as air-miles Stanley checkmates his virus-spewing mini-break
‘No tournament? No problem!’ your guide to be being a lockdown Wimbledon w*nker
Rishi Sunak announces ‘chip in to breathe in’ vouchers
Gerontius
Food banks forced to close following government ‘eat out’ voucher scheme
Trump fails to check face mask before putting it on
harrypalmer
Homeowners to receive £5k if they pretend Tories have done a good job with covid-19
Midfield Diamond
TV football soundtrack options to include Gary Neville on or off
Mirthless Evil C
BBC launch “David Starkey takes a knee”
nickb
New fright mask combines maximum horror and virus safety.
Wearing pants in shops to be compulsory ‘in days’
oshaughnessy
Care homes to blame for the gunpowder plot, WW2 and John lLnnon leaving Cynthia
Hidden satanic messages found in Boris’ press briefings when played backwards
NFL team the Alabama KKK Nazi Motherf@*ers admit name might be problematic
Police injured while breaking up rioting book borrowers in library-ageddon
Schoolchildren risk being tasered if not back behind their desks in September
Trump outraged over scientists claim that the Bible may contain fake news.
Trump’s niece makes startling new claim that her uncle is a drag queen
Oxbridge
Arse on that looked at
A poem for Super Saturday, with apologies to Dorothy Parker
PaulD
Hancock orders the body of Richard 3rd to be tested for covid 19
Johnson to use wheelchair to promote ‘New Deal’ definitely not because of recent press-up mishap
Skylarking
Cowes man looking forward to not going to gym again
SteveB
2009 Labour ‘future jobs fund’ scheme crayoned over with Rishi’s kickstart skeem
Suburbandad
Self-regulating porn industry urges users to “wank responsibly”
Sydalg
79-year-old rock star attributes longevity to drugs, late nights, groupies
Huge applause as Britain’s porn stars go back to work
Vinyl record fan now branching out into pre-internet porn
Theboyinthebubble
We’re going on a bar hunt
ThomasWykes
Nation’s bodybuilders to resume having personality as gyms open
Throngsman
Man returns Galaxy S20 in record 24 hours
Vertically Challenged Giant
Trump buys most of world’s sand supply to bury head in
UK recovery to be based predominantly on bullshit
As per usual links to all the subs this month are listed below the leader board.
A.Mantra
Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions
Chrisf
Ennio Morricone: Spaghetti Western composer has pasta way
DavidH
Dyson to build more efficient Prime Minister
Deceangli
Dogging sites to re-open in England
Dominic Cummings builds clone army – of himself
Dick Everyman
Odds against winning on Gala Bingo greater than catching coronavirus
Filthy Rich
Bladerunners poised to ‘retire’ infected farmworker replicants, public assured
‘Brutalist’ West Midlands builders surprise choice to rebuild Notre Dame
Cummings’ fury as air-miles Stanley checkmates his virus-spewing mini-break
‘No tournament? No problem!’ your guide to be being a lockdown Wimbledon w*nker
Rishi Sunak announces ‘chip in to breathe in’ vouchers
Gerontius
Food banks forced to close following government ‘eat out’ voucher scheme
Trump fails to check face mask before putting it on
harrypalmer
Homeowners to receive £5k if they pretend Tories have done a good job with covid-19
Midfield Diamond
TV football soundtrack options to include Gary Neville on or off
Mirthless Evil C
BBC launch “David Starkey takes a knee”
nickb
New fright mask combines maximum horror and virus safety.
Wearing pants in shops to be compulsory ‘in days’
oshaughnessy
Care homes to blame for the gunpowder plot, WW2 and John lLnnon leaving Cynthia
Hidden satanic messages found in Boris’ press briefings when played backwards
NFL team the Alabama KKK Nazi Motherf@*ers admit name might be problematic
Police injured while breaking up rioting book borrowers in library-ageddon
Schoolchildren risk being tasered if not back behind their desks in September
Trump outraged over scientists claim that the Bible may contain fake news.
Trump’s niece makes startling new claim that her uncle is a drag queen
Oxbridge
Arse on that looked at
A poem for Super Saturday, with apologies to Dorothy Parker
PaulD
Hancock orders the body of Richard 3rd to be tested for covid 19
Johnson to use wheelchair to promote ‘New Deal’ definitely not because of recent press-up mishap
Skylarking
Cowes man looking forward to not going to gym again
SteveB
2009 Labour ‘future jobs fund’ scheme crayoned over with Rishi’s kickstart skeem
Suburbandad
Self-regulating porn industry urges users to “wank responsibly”
Sydalg
79-year-old rock star attributes longevity to drugs, late nights, groupies
Huge applause as Britain’s porn stars go back to work
Vinyl record fan now branching out into pre-internet porn
Theboyinthebubble
We’re going on a bar hunt
ThomasWykes
Nation’s bodybuilders to resume having personality as gyms open
Throngsman
Man returns Galaxy S20 in record 24 hours
Vertically Challenged Giant
Trump buys most of world’s sand supply to bury head in
UK recovery to be based predominantly on bullshit
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