WOTM May 2020 final

Well the Big O gone and done it again, pipping SteveB by a small fraction, however he also falls foul of the infamous Wren Rule that says you can't win the coveted WOTM virtual mug two months on the trot.  Consequently the virtual prize goes to SteveB himself, with Deceangli coming in third/second (depending on how you look at it)  All in all an exiting competition this month. 

All the links to Front Page, News in Brief and Left alerts are below the leader table, as usual and also as usual the full list of tickers can be found in the chat room.




A.Mantra 

Bullies will get PPE to administer wedgies when schools reopen, says government

Man completes ‘ten most influential bowel movements in ten days’ Facebook challenge


Adrian Bamforth


AdrianJ 



antharrison 

 Rees-Mogg launches his Covid-XIX ‘‘pony trap, trace and telegram’ contraption

apepper 


Benvoleo 


ChrisF 




Chipchase


Deceangli 
Government news briefings to spell words out ‘in case virus is listening’

Government to ramp up spitfire production by 1946
Trump’s new show out-fires The Apprentice

Dick Everyman 


Dominic_mcg 


Gerontius 
Sex parties safe, football not, says player


jimmydodger, SteveB, sydalg, oshaughnessy, Al OPecia, FlashArry, Landfill, Max Stars, Sinnick, Terry Bunn, Rowly, Gerontius, deskpilot3, Mick Turate

New films for the lockdown
Max Stars 


Myke 


oshaughnessy
NHS to launch ‘complete moron’ tracing app


Oxbridge 

PaulD 

Sarah Tipper 

Sir Lupus 

SteveB 



Government maths on all this is bollocks, says Rachel Riley off Countdown

‘I have personally licked all surfaces in all schools clean,’ says Gove



Suburban Dad 

 Government ‘Have I Got News For You’ leadership style to become permanent

Sydalg

Throngsman 
Schoolteachers to get SAS style training

Titus 


Trevor Rudge 





Vertically Challenged Giant 
Wrenfoe 

UK embarks on nationwide Milgram experiment

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