Dec WOTM final
We might need a Steward's enquiry this month as by some quirk of fate I've found myself at the top of the leaderboard as we vacate the decade. Notable nods go to Chip, who had identical numbers of FPs and NiBs as myself, but missed out on a left alert (or did he? I've made mistakes before - best we consider this result as provisional), the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team and Wren, with special nods to apepper. Gero and Tonymc who all drew on 16 points
Full(ish) list of sub links below, tickers on the Chat room entry as usual
A.Mantra
Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin
Acidcirus
Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
apepper
Boris to visit luxury-torn area of Caribbean
Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase
Government leaks address of 10 Downing Street
Hercule Poirot still doesn’t know English words “yes” or “Mister”
Millions of voters trying to work out what they’ve won
Bookiesfriend
Government to step in amid concerns football fans not being racist enough
Candide
New UK Referendum: Should We Become Grovelling Slaves or Not?
Chipchase
Donald and Boris no longer ‘besties’
“DOOF! DOOF! Dudda-Dudda” – EastEnders fans ask is it really the season to be jolly
Duncan Smith knighthood May take months to process
Everyone digging out their Lenny Henry impression of David Bellamy
Exclusive; PM’s Christmas Diary leaked on-line
GCHQ replaced by your nosey neighbour
Holidays haven’t come for one hapless convenience store owner
Johnson to reach out to new pals in’t North
Pornhub’s top search – is a Trump/Johnson combo
Rees-Mogg opens festive visitor attraction
Reports of hot tub & matching dressing gowns ahead of Marr Boris ‘crunch clash’
Trump demands extradition for Camberwick Green’s Windy Miller
Chrisf
Boris Johnson movie Spaff Me if You Can set for release
Everyone wearing Peaky Blinders Christmas jumpers
‘Liberal Democrats Winning Here’ sign embarks on nationwide comedy tour
Tweaks likely after Durham Miners’ Gala added to Social Season
Dick Everyman
John Craven in Cliff Richard calendar shoplifting shock
Dominic_mcg
Johnson to jump the Thames in a moped
Eddie_modern
I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Editor
Boris Johnson wins Sports Personality of the Year
Labour Party ‘determined to find less popular leader’
Miss World ‘still a thing’, apparently
FlashArry
Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings
Fletcher
Conor McGregor and Israel Folau to oil up and wrestle at #SPOTY
Gerontius
Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson
Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend
Venue apologises to hen party guests following NATO summit double booking
Why would we bother interfering in your election?, Russians ask
Katewritesstuff
Politics over, says man on Facebook
Matt Ward
‘We had no idea stuff like this went on in China,’ say Tesco
Midfield Diamond
London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Britain gets what it deserves
Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality
Nigel Farage to star in ‘Love Thy Brexit’
Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps
Trump arrives to takeover the NHS a week too soon
Uncertainty in UK Labour market post-Brexit hits Christmas dinner trimmings
Yoiks tally-ho! We’ve nowhere to go
Sir Lupus
Cummings: New Year Executions List leaked
New morning after ‘flee the country’ pill to go on sale 9am 13th December
Sugar Ray
Institute of (Funeral) directors backs Boris
No Time to Lie – new Bond film rushes out
Sydalg
Eastenders ‘to opt out of Brexit’
Thatwasbeast
Work productivity now zero, admits everyone
Throngsman
A Brexit Carol
Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger
Conservatives announce ‘Tory member of the day’
Despite new regulations Santa claims his job still ‘easier than delivering Brexit’
Government condemns holding Nativity plays in polling stations
New government rule states voters have to be recognised by Laura Kuenssberg
Party leaders vow to repeat tour of Britain next year
Rough sleeper welcomes Christmas Day
Santa ‘disappointed’ by Amazon outsourced contract
‘Selling off UK assets is ‘taking back control’ says Government
Tories vow to investigate anti-Semitism as long as it’s in Labour
Titus
Barrister Charges Family Of Deceased Fox £500 Consultancy Fee
Satirical website to be neutral on polling day
Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it
Tonymc81
Factory recall for Tory manifesto
NHS replacement will offer Nectar points
Ian Duncan Smith challenges Foodbank to an eating contest
Sometimes you have to thin the herd says Rees Mogg
Working class Tory voter still not allowed in golf club
Walter Eagle
German Christmas Markets – a secret EU foothold in the British economy
Wrenfoe
Change UK’s Mike Gapes heads for Downing Street
Johnson shocked to learn that he really has to ‘get Brexit done’
Laura Kuenssberg knows what Santa is getting you
Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy
New counter-terror training course focuses on narwhal tusks
Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight
Taylor Swift blasts ‘toxic male privilege’, as worst band name ever
Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop
Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’
Full(ish) list of sub links below, tickers on the Chat room entry as usual
A.Mantra
Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin
Acidcirus
Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
apepper
Boris to visit luxury-torn area of Caribbean
Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase
Government leaks address of 10 Downing Street
Hercule Poirot still doesn’t know English words “yes” or “Mister”
Millions of voters trying to work out what they’ve won
Bookiesfriend
Government to step in amid concerns football fans not being racist enough
Candide
New UK Referendum: Should We Become Grovelling Slaves or Not?
Chipchase
Donald and Boris no longer ‘besties’
“DOOF! DOOF! Dudda-Dudda” – EastEnders fans ask is it really the season to be jolly
Duncan Smith knighthood May take months to process
Everyone digging out their Lenny Henry impression of David Bellamy
Exclusive; PM’s Christmas Diary leaked on-line
GCHQ replaced by your nosey neighbour
Holidays haven’t come for one hapless convenience store owner
Johnson to reach out to new pals in’t North
Pornhub’s top search – is a Trump/Johnson combo
Rees-Mogg opens festive visitor attraction
Reports of hot tub & matching dressing gowns ahead of Marr Boris ‘crunch clash’
Trump demands extradition for Camberwick Green’s Windy Miller
Chrisf
Boris Johnson movie Spaff Me if You Can set for release
Everyone wearing Peaky Blinders Christmas jumpers
‘Liberal Democrats Winning Here’ sign embarks on nationwide comedy tour
Tweaks likely after Durham Miners’ Gala added to Social Season
Dick Everyman
John Craven in Cliff Richard calendar shoplifting shock
Dominic_mcg
Johnson to jump the Thames in a moped
Eddie_modern
I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Editor
Boris Johnson wins Sports Personality of the Year
Labour Party ‘determined to find less popular leader’
Miss World ‘still a thing’, apparently
FlashArry
Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings
Fletcher
Conor McGregor and Israel Folau to oil up and wrestle at #SPOTY
Gerontius
Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson
Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend
Venue apologises to hen party guests following NATO summit double booking
Why would we bother interfering in your election?, Russians ask
Katewritesstuff
Politics over, says man on Facebook
Matt Ward
‘We had no idea stuff like this went on in China,’ say Tesco
Midfield Diamond
London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Britain gets what it deserves
Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality
Nigel Farage to star in ‘Love Thy Brexit’
Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps
Trump arrives to takeover the NHS a week too soon
Uncertainty in UK Labour market post-Brexit hits Christmas dinner trimmings
Yoiks tally-ho! We’ve nowhere to go
Sir Lupus
Cummings: New Year Executions List leaked
New morning after ‘flee the country’ pill to go on sale 9am 13th December
Sugar Ray
Institute of (Funeral) directors backs Boris
No Time to Lie – new Bond film rushes out
Sydalg
Eastenders ‘to opt out of Brexit’
Thatwasbeast
Work productivity now zero, admits everyone
Throngsman
A Brexit Carol
Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger
Conservatives announce ‘Tory member of the day’
Despite new regulations Santa claims his job still ‘easier than delivering Brexit’
Government condemns holding Nativity plays in polling stations
New government rule states voters have to be recognised by Laura Kuenssberg
Party leaders vow to repeat tour of Britain next year
Rough sleeper welcomes Christmas Day
Santa ‘disappointed’ by Amazon outsourced contract
‘Selling off UK assets is ‘taking back control’ says Government
Tories vow to investigate anti-Semitism as long as it’s in Labour
Titus
Barrister Charges Family Of Deceased Fox £500 Consultancy Fee
Satirical website to be neutral on polling day
Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it
Tonymc81
Factory recall for Tory manifesto
NHS replacement will offer Nectar points
Ian Duncan Smith challenges Foodbank to an eating contest
Sometimes you have to thin the herd says Rees Mogg
Working class Tory voter still not allowed in golf club
Walter Eagle
German Christmas Markets – a secret EU foothold in the British economy
Wrenfoe
Change UK’s Mike Gapes heads for Downing Street
Johnson shocked to learn that he really has to ‘get Brexit done’
Laura Kuenssberg knows what Santa is getting you
Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy
New counter-terror training course focuses on narwhal tusks
Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight
Taylor Swift blasts ‘toxic male privilege’, as worst band name ever
Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop
Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’
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