Dec WOTM final

We might need a Steward's enquiry this month as by some quirk of fate I've found myself at the top of the leaderboard as we vacate the decade.  Notable nods go to Chip, who had identical numbers of FPs and NiBs as myself, but missed out on a left alert (or did he?  I've made mistakes before - best we consider this result as provisional), the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team and Wren, with special nods to apepper. Gero and Tonymc who all drew on 16 points

Full(ish) list of sub links below, tickers on the Chat room entry as usual



A.Mantra 

Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin

Acidcirus 

Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon

apepper 

Boris to visit luxury-torn area of Caribbean

Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase

Government leaks address of 10 Downing Street

Hercule Poirot still doesn’t know English words “yes” or “Mister”

Millions of voters trying to work out what they’ve won

Bookiesfriend 

Government to step in amid concerns football fans not being racist enough

Candide 

New UK Referendum: Should We Become Grovelling Slaves or Not?

Chipchase 


Donald and Boris no longer ‘besties’

“DOOF! DOOF! Dudda-Dudda” – EastEnders fans ask is it really the season to be jolly

Duncan Smith knighthood May take months to process

Everyone digging out their Lenny Henry impression of David Bellamy

Exclusive; PM’s Christmas Diary leaked on-line

GCHQ replaced by your nosey neighbour

Holidays haven’t come for one hapless convenience store owner

Johnson to reach out to new pals in’t North

Pornhub’s top search – is a Trump/Johnson combo

Rees-Mogg opens festive visitor attraction

Reports of hot tub & matching dressing gowns ahead of Marr Boris ‘crunch clash’

Trump demands extradition for Camberwick Green’s Windy Miller

Chrisf 

Boris Johnson movie Spaff Me if You Can set for release

Everyone wearing Peaky Blinders Christmas jumpers

‘Liberal Democrats Winning Here’ sign embarks on nationwide comedy tour

Tweaks likely after Durham Miners’ Gala added to Social Season

Dick Everyman 

John Craven in Cliff Richard calendar shoplifting shock

Dominic_mcg 

Johnson to jump the Thames in a moped

Eddie_modern 

I wish it could be Brexit everyday

Editor

Boris Johnson wins Sports Personality of the Year

Labour Party ‘determined to find less popular leader’

Miss World ‘still a thing’, apparently

FlashArry 

Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings

Fletcher 

Conor McGregor and Israel Folau to oil up and wrestle at #SPOTY

Gerontius 

Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson

Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend

Venue apologises to hen party guests following NATO summit double booking

Why would we bother interfering in your election?, Russians ask

Katewritesstuff 

Politics over, says man on Facebook

Matt Ward 

‘We had no idea stuff like this went on in China,’ say Tesco

Midfield Diamond 

London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Britain gets what it deserves

Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality

Nigel Farage to star in ‘Love Thy Brexit’

Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps

Trump arrives to takeover the NHS a week too soon

Uncertainty in UK Labour market post-Brexit hits Christmas dinner trimmings

Yoiks tally-ho! We’ve nowhere to go

Sir Lupus 

Cummings: New Year Executions List leaked

New morning after ‘flee the country’ pill to go on sale 9am 13th December

Sugar Ray 

Institute of (Funeral) directors backs Boris

No Time to Lie – new Bond film rushes out

Sydalg 

Eastenders ‘to opt out of Brexit’

Thatwasbeast 

Work productivity now zero, admits everyone

Throngsman

A Brexit Carol

Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger

Conservatives announce ‘Tory member of the day’

Despite new regulations Santa claims his job still ‘easier than delivering Brexit’

Government condemns holding Nativity plays in polling stations

New government rule states voters have to be recognised by Laura Kuenssberg

Party leaders vow to repeat tour of Britain next year

Rough sleeper welcomes Christmas Day

Santa ‘disappointed’ by Amazon outsourced contract

‘Selling off UK assets is ‘taking back control’ says Government

Tories vow to investigate anti-Semitism as long as it’s in Labour

Titus 

Barrister Charges Family Of Deceased Fox £500 Consultancy Fee

Satirical website to be neutral on polling day

Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it

Tonymc81 

Factory recall for Tory manifesto

NHS replacement will offer Nectar points

Ian Duncan Smith challenges Foodbank to an eating contest

Sometimes you have to thin the herd says Rees Mogg

Working class Tory voter still not allowed in golf club

Walter Eagle 

German Christmas Markets – a secret EU foothold in the British economy

Wrenfoe 


Change UK’s Mike Gapes heads for Downing Street

Johnson shocked to learn that he really has to ‘get Brexit done’

Laura Kuenssberg knows what Santa is getting you

Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy

New counter-terror training course focuses on narwhal tusks

Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight

Taylor Swift blasts ‘toxic male privilege’, as worst band name ever

Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop

Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’

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