WOTM Aug 2019 mid month

Technically Wren is I the lead, but of course Wren's own Wren rule means he can't win two months in a row, so Tonymc81 is leading the pack this month at the halfway point, followed closely by Dom.



apepper 

Whaley Bridge residents told to ’embrace opportunities of losing homes’

Benvoleo 

Major power failure results in holiday cancellations for MPs

Chipchase 

‘Folks foolishly visiting public events prime cause of mass shootings’ says NRA

DavidH 

Julian Assange tried to escape prison disguised as Pamela Anderson

Dominic_mcg 

Paw Patrol pups to advise Government on emergency services.

FlashArry 

Boris confounds critics

Gerontius 

‘Don’t worry, we’ll look after all the animals’ promise oligarchs and sheiks

Fringe cancelled as comedians say they can’t compete with Boris policy pledges

Hindari Banga 

Brexit will cost EU billions

Katewritesstuff 

Man distraught after discovering ‘wedding breakfast’ isn’t a posh fry-up

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Charles Bombshell ‘I am in hock to payday lenders’

Pippip 

Prime Minister to send 250 beavers to Whaley Bridge

Rhydderch Wilson 

Rich bastards now officially known as 'High Earners'

Sir Lupus 

Meghan ruined my fantasy bromance, laments Farage

Sydalg 

Emotional scenes as porn mag prints last hard copy edition

Tonymc81 

Could you be a Prime target?

Patient makes last stand

 ‘Place your bets’ says British Airways

Queues at Food banks ‘unacceptable’, says MP

Ugi 

Boris to Reintroduce Boxing Day Hunt to cull social-care claimants

Wrenfoe 

Ant & Dec to head Government of National Unity

Chlamydia Island follow-up ‘not so popular’

Half as many plastic bags available for Brexit clean-up

YouGov owe the bookies £10m

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