July 2019 WOTM competition mid-month
Chip and Wren are slugging it out this month, with Deceangli making a strong challenge.
Acidcirus
Frank Lampard’s Derby County to change name to Derby County
KFC employee refuses to work to force transfer to McDonald’s
apepper
Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’
Chipchase
Attenborough’s Glastonbury set slammed
Furious Francois to call for second vote
Johnson – ‘I’ll reintroduce compulsory fagging in all public schools’
Man who wiped his arse with Daily Mail claims he ‘caught’ xenophobia
Trump tweets congratulations to America’s victorious Soccer Moms
Chrisf
Question Time answer runs into second day as panellist awaits audience applause
Daneade
TV Leadership Debate Format to be Booze-up at Boris’s Flat
Deceangli
Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights
Hollywood in search of fresh ‘Evil Accent’
Johnson, Hunt to pull Excalibur from stone
Trump recalls fateful day when USA defeated the aliens from space
Trump thrown out of Guild of Trolls for using his own name
Des Custard
Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer
Dick Everyman
Biggest knob in history of the USA to head Independence Day Parade on July 4th
Editor
Sudden interest in tennis expected to last until Wednesday
Gerontius
Police criticise handlers for leaving Boris on back seat of hot car
Midfield Diamond
Glastonbury 2019 ‘toughest one yet’ for right-wing press
NickB
Cheating in eye tests ‘widespread’, say opticians
ron cawleyoni
Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie
Sir Lupus
Tour de France annual festival of rural driving underway
Sugar Ray
Government through the medium of popular dance
Sir James cleans up in Palace
Sydalg
Global warming “could wipe out tanning salon industry”
Terry Bunn
Boris welcomes new EU car regulations
Leaked email from US ambassador predicts Boris’s victory
Throngsman
Daily Mirror to expose ‘day follows night’
Tonymc81
Boris makes another vote winning promise
Rugby needs to try harder says Chairman
Theresa May ‘in line for Sainthood’
Ugi
Trump threatens trade-war with Moon
Wrenfoe
Brexit is a Magical Mystery Tour, going nowhere claims Boris
Brexit now easy because ‘we’re good at sport’
Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands
Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do
Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech
Tom Watson is Judge Dredd
UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made us’
YaBasta
Fears Djokovic robot may become self-aware
Acidcirus
Frank Lampard’s Derby County to change name to Derby County
KFC employee refuses to work to force transfer to McDonald’s
apepper
Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’
Chipchase
Attenborough’s Glastonbury set slammed
Furious Francois to call for second vote
Johnson – ‘I’ll reintroduce compulsory fagging in all public schools’
Man who wiped his arse with Daily Mail claims he ‘caught’ xenophobia
Trump tweets congratulations to America’s victorious Soccer Moms
Chrisf
Question Time answer runs into second day as panellist awaits audience applause
Daneade
TV Leadership Debate Format to be Booze-up at Boris’s Flat
Deceangli
Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights
Hollywood in search of fresh ‘Evil Accent’
Johnson, Hunt to pull Excalibur from stone
Trump recalls fateful day when USA defeated the aliens from space
Trump thrown out of Guild of Trolls for using his own name
Des Custard
Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer
Dick Everyman
Biggest knob in history of the USA to head Independence Day Parade on July 4th
Editor
Sudden interest in tennis expected to last until Wednesday
Gerontius
Police criticise handlers for leaving Boris on back seat of hot car
Midfield Diamond
Glastonbury 2019 ‘toughest one yet’ for right-wing press
NickB
Cheating in eye tests ‘widespread’, say opticians
ron cawleyoni
Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie
Sir Lupus
Tour de France annual festival of rural driving underway
Sugar Ray
Government through the medium of popular dance
Sir James cleans up in Palace
Sydalg
Global warming “could wipe out tanning salon industry”
Terry Bunn
Boris welcomes new EU car regulations
Leaked email from US ambassador predicts Boris’s victory
The Islander
Throngsman
Daily Mirror to expose ‘day follows night’
Tonymc81
Boris makes another vote winning promise
Rugby needs to try harder says Chairman
Theresa May ‘in line for Sainthood’
Ugi
Trump threatens trade-war with Moon
Wrenfoe
Brexit is a Magical Mystery Tour, going nowhere claims Boris
Brexit now easy because ‘we’re good at sport’
Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands
Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do
Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech
Tom Watson is Judge Dredd
UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made us’
YaBasta
Fears Djokovic robot may become self-aware
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