WOTM Feb 2019 mid month

nickb is gunning for it this month, but veteran holders of the mythical virtual mug Wrenfoe and Chipchase are hanging on nick's tail.  Crayon, apepper, Benvoleo and dom are al vying for position in a little league of their own as well.


A Mantra 

Chris Grayling announces plan to make X-Trail himself

acidcirus 

All of your friends currently writing unfunny comments on Rate My Plate

Al Opecia

Over-aged schoolboy ‘wants to return to Remain camp’

apepper 

Jacob Rees-Mogg “stockpiling urchins”

John Humphries suggests all EU countries leave the EU

Philip gives up driving license – Queen admits “We’ll miss the Uber money”

Benvoleo 

Do you speak Brexit?

UK Independence Day: a NewsBiscuit Guide

Chipchase 

Amazon to launch Daily Mail reading service

Dyson and Martin’s Laugh-in

Amazon to launch Daily Mail reading service

Joey Essex to pour oil on the troubled waters of Brexit

TV cooking shows targeted in tough new government crackdown

Chrisf 

‘Max Spielmann Stories’ feature set to transform photo-sharing

Crayon 

“Eating with hands is great progress from head in trough” say Trump’s keepers

MI6 issue Prince Philip with a licence to kill

Royal Family’s move back to Saxony “may be something to do with Brexit”

Dick Everyman 

‘Ferret-legging has made me the man I am today’ claims Rees-Mogg

Gerontius 

‘Would you like help with your benefit claims?’ ask Northeners

Milo Shame

Idris Elba admits to ‘wanting to cut up a Ginger’

nickb 

Official Brexit emergency number will be ‘9999’

Philip ‘wants to keep shotgun license’, says hostage

Queen plans emergency bowel evacuation in no deal emergency.

Revived Crackerjack to offer crack as prizes

‘Special Place in Hull’ planned for study of Brexit strategy success

Statue of Margaret Thatcher to be ‘pre-vandalised’

Squudge & Sir Lupus 

The IRA withdraws balaclavas after ‘blackface’ outcry

Suburbandad 

‘Special place in hell’ to be modelled on European Parliament

Throngsman 

Chris Grayling awards satire website contract for £50 Million

Chris Grayling being ‘prepped for bigger things – like Brexit Secretary’

Titus 

Tusk To Block Free Movement Between Special Place & Other Parts Of Hell

Tonymc81 

Class of 5 Year-olds join Government’s Brexit negotiation team

Theresa May tipped to join Aaron Ramsey in summer move to Juventus

Wrenfoe 

Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0

Ex-pat wants to use NHS after Brexit – just as soon as ISIS lets her go

It’s Chris Grayling – what did you expect?

Maybot fails Turing test

Owen Smith died four years ago, apparently

Pope: Keeping a nun as a sex slave is no longer cool

YaBasta 

Guardian stockpiling hysteria in preparation for Brexit

Guardian stockpiling hysteria in preparation for Brexit

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