WOTM Dec 18 mid month
We're in uncharted territory here as the editors have been busy submitting their own work under, variously, the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team or just Newsbiscuit and consequently are in the lead, at least technically. To keep things straightforward for myself I've lumped all their entries under the editorial team handle.
Just to make it a bit more bizarre, Titus is in second place, however I'm not sure an amalgam entity such as the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team can take the virtual award so Titus is officially in the lead at the halfway point.
acidcirus
David Dimbleby to Regenerate as Fiona Bruce
Adrian Bamforth
TV Brexit debate to feature eating of kangaroos’ penises
apepper
Brexit solved as EU renames itself ‘European Community’
Britain reels from non-disastrous day
Chipchase
3.1% hike in rail fares delayed because of wrong kind of leaves
Calls grow for a second vote of confidence on May’s leadership
Man wins ‘Curmudgeon of the Year’
Noel refuses to leave jungle
Gerontius
MP shoots dog in foot then takes dog to vet
Nightclub doorman admits to having top-knot
Matt Ward
Those who choose the middle urinal also choose the middle lane of motorway
Midfield Diamond
Temporary Brexit truce to be celebrated with football match on Christmas Day
Mother
Britain disappointed with third place in ‘Most Embarrassing Country Contest’
Royal family to be recalled to Germany under no-deal Brexit
Voyager 2 to Voyager 1 ‘Man, just keep going, it’s shit back there’
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2019 season of The Trumps in doubt after laptop theft
Can of Spam refuses photo with Minister
Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat
Nigel Farage ‘Rule Britannia’ Opening Night
May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself
Question Time audience requires Equity card
Rees-Mogg to bring ‘a touch of Christmas cheer’ to soup kitchens
You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job
nickb
Downing Street shouty men start shouting outside their own front doors
Politics apologises for being interesting
Toast continues to distance itself from Theresa May
Oxbridge
Brexit Pie
Pheasants thick
Schoolboy
Sexually aroused male Border Collie placed on N.I. Boundary
Simon Paul Miller
Doctor Who’s Police Box changes into Goggle Box
Sir Lupus
Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal for improving their job security
The Central Scrutinizer
Nigel Farage quits as Nigel Farage
Throngsman
‘All set for Christmas’ to be codified in a British Standard
Divorce Proceedings stall after Local solicitor refuses to disclose full extent of advice
‘Reduced economies are easier to take back control of’, says Hammond
Titus
Choose the best Brexit Deal comparison site
Paris riots over fears of British departure from the EU
Wrenfoe
Brexiteers unlikely to give a rat’s arse about the European Court of Justice
May staying too long, says herpes virus
YaBasta
Colleague of jailed academic’s wife forces smile at his safe return
Crossrail delayed because ‘stations really far apart’, CEO explains
May’s ‘exit strategy for car’ proves to be flawed
Just to make it a bit more bizarre, Titus is in second place, however I'm not sure an amalgam entity such as the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team can take the virtual award so Titus is officially in the lead at the halfway point.
acidcirus
David Dimbleby to Regenerate as Fiona Bruce
Adrian Bamforth
TV Brexit debate to feature eating of kangaroos’ penises
apepper
Brexit solved as EU renames itself ‘European Community’
Britain reels from non-disastrous day
Chipchase
3.1% hike in rail fares delayed because of wrong kind of leaves
Calls grow for a second vote of confidence on May’s leadership
Man wins ‘Curmudgeon of the Year’
Noel refuses to leave jungle
Gerontius
MP shoots dog in foot then takes dog to vet
Nightclub doorman admits to having top-knot
Matt Ward
Those who choose the middle urinal also choose the middle lane of motorway
Midfield Diamond
Temporary Brexit truce to be celebrated with football match on Christmas Day
Mother
Britain disappointed with third place in ‘Most Embarrassing Country Contest’
Royal family to be recalled to Germany under no-deal Brexit
Voyager 2 to Voyager 1 ‘Man, just keep going, it’s shit back there’
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2019 season of The Trumps in doubt after laptop theft
Can of Spam refuses photo with Minister
Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat
Nigel Farage ‘Rule Britannia’ Opening Night
May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself
Question Time audience requires Equity card
Rees-Mogg to bring ‘a touch of Christmas cheer’ to soup kitchens
You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job
nickb
Downing Street shouty men start shouting outside their own front doors
Politics apologises for being interesting
Toast continues to distance itself from Theresa May
Oxbridge
Brexit Pie
Pheasants thick
Schoolboy
Sexually aroused male Border Collie placed on N.I. Boundary
Simon Paul Miller
Doctor Who’s Police Box changes into Goggle Box
Sir Lupus
Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal for improving their job security
The Central Scrutinizer
Nigel Farage quits as Nigel Farage
Throngsman
‘All set for Christmas’ to be codified in a British Standard
Divorce Proceedings stall after Local solicitor refuses to disclose full extent of advice
‘Reduced economies are easier to take back control of’, says Hammond
Titus
Choose the best Brexit Deal comparison site
Paris riots over fears of British departure from the EU
Wrenfoe
Brexiteers unlikely to give a rat’s arse about the European Court of Justice
May staying too long, says herpes virus
YaBasta
Colleague of jailed academic’s wife forces smile at his safe return
Crossrail delayed because ‘stations really far apart’, CEO explains
May’s ‘exit strategy for car’ proves to be flawed
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