WOTM Nov 18 final
Well DavidH has made it this month. He's been pipped at the post several times recently but has pushed himself to the top of the pile this time around. YB and Wren have been pushing hard but are struggling to keep up.
As usual all the links to the successful subs below the leaderboard and tickers will be posted in the chat room.
Adrian Bamforth
Alexa and Siri owners warned of threat from Halware
AndyP5919
Planet Earth expresses relief at falling fertility rates
apepper
Thanksgiving Turkey appointed to White House Press staff
Benvoleo
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
Chipchase
American authorities baffled by groups of citizens dying unexpectedly
Shock as Dido announces 2019 world tour without Aeneas
Spinal Tap ‘never went up to eleven’, claims manager
Thanksgiving turkey takes own life following Trump pardon
Trump aides caution against crowd surfing during midterm rallies
UK Gold fined for showing programme that wasn’t Only Fools and Horses
Wombles slam new zero hours contracts
Chrisf
Chair of 1922 Committee is ‘the only person that knows Colonel’s secret recipe’
Channel 4 executives begin training in asking for scraps with fish and chips
Man seeks counselling after failing to find valid Pizza Express discount voucher
Paul Pogba sets off on next penalty run up
Cinquecento
Doctor Who faces no confidence vote
Crayon
Homeless war heroes advised to stay indoors on firework nights
DavidH
8000 bone-china Rees-Moggs revealed by fracking quake
Agreement reached on next batch of paper to go in Commons recycling bin
Bank of England to issue self-shredding notes to combat Brexit devaluation
Brexit pantomime to be finalised by mid-November in time for Tory nativity play
Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
‘Home Bargains Guard’ remain on standby for no-deal Brexit
Iceland ditch ‘too political’ Christmas ad for dubbed Lib Dem broadcast
PM has a patio malfunction at number 10
SAS soldiers to experience the raw horror of female beauty regimes
Dick Everyman
EU grants future protection to island of isolated tribes
Dominic_mcg
Apple apologizes after latest software update makes Siri an emo.
The Third Foot and Mouth regiment to patrol Irish border
Editor
Brexit becomes sentient, now destroying Islington
Farmer Giles
Lonely Big Brother contestant Theresa opens her heart in Diary Room
Gary Stanton
Remain voter about to have life-threatening surgery not allowed a second opinion
Gerontius
Yemen war victims condemn Corbyn coat
Harrypalmer
Country urges David Cameron to take up golf
Ian Searle
The In-Brexit-weeners to reunite for one-off anniversary show
ianslat
May admits basing strategy on game shows
Jonny Shlep
Post-Brexit Bond Films to Be Much Longer Due to 007 Passport Control Delays
Trump saved female intern from Acosta sex attack claims Sarah Sanders
Macattack1964
Football Club Owners Fit & Proper Test New Clause: Must Be A Proper Bastard
Mark Gregory
Ryanair staff sacked for sleeping on floor: Passengers should have got priority
Midfield Diamond
Dutchman launches lawsuit to avoid lying about his age to get a shag
Mother
“Someone has to stay and wave their willy”, says Gove
Theresa May and the Holy Deal – Scene 2 – Storming the European Commission
nickb
Farting contest ‘ruined’ by man who threw dart
World cries out for the tragic assassination of Donald Trump
Oxbridge
Cancer wins brave battle with Bromsgrove man
Throngsman
Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
Just the small issue of total disagreement in the way of Brexit, says May
Titus
Man Who Preferred Apples To Oranges Berated On The Internet
Wrenfoe
Boris Johnson sold for scrap
Kilogram to be measured in Greggs’ Pasties
Maybe Brexit deal good if Trump thinks its bad, says confused Britain
Oh…Trump still here?
Scientists confirm clown pubes ‘match’ their hair
Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II
Tommy Robinson less of an ‘advisor’, more of a ‘cautionary tale’
USA also says something mean about Iran’s mother
Your Mum & Dad definitely have plans for your room
YaBasta
Austria and Switzerland warn of dangers of hard border
Cavemen found Bronze Age ‘hard to adjust to’
Film of reporter’s altercation with Trump aide “actually a clip from The Matrix”
Foreign Office advises travellers to dangerous areas to have a pretty wife
Indian independence campaign “had no plan for Pakistan border” say critics
Man reads article on Victoria’s Secret models for not entirely feminist reasons
Public request more articles saying environmental problems not their fault
Purchaser of Hockney for record price “probably not a fellow Yorkshireman”
Tudors ‘demanded second vote on the Reformation’
Unemployed people confirm they’re also “bored shitless”
As usual all the links to the successful subs below the leaderboard and tickers will be posted in the chat room.
Adrian Bamforth
Alexa and Siri owners warned of threat from Halware
AndyP5919
Planet Earth expresses relief at falling fertility rates
apepper
Thanksgiving Turkey appointed to White House Press staff
Benvoleo
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
Chipchase
American authorities baffled by groups of citizens dying unexpectedly
Shock as Dido announces 2019 world tour without Aeneas
Spinal Tap ‘never went up to eleven’, claims manager
Thanksgiving turkey takes own life following Trump pardon
Trump aides caution against crowd surfing during midterm rallies
UK Gold fined for showing programme that wasn’t Only Fools and Horses
Wombles slam new zero hours contracts
Chrisf
Chair of 1922 Committee is ‘the only person that knows Colonel’s secret recipe’
Channel 4 executives begin training in asking for scraps with fish and chips
Man seeks counselling after failing to find valid Pizza Express discount voucher
Paul Pogba sets off on next penalty run up
Cinquecento
Doctor Who faces no confidence vote
Crayon
Homeless war heroes advised to stay indoors on firework nights
DavidH
8000 bone-china Rees-Moggs revealed by fracking quake
Agreement reached on next batch of paper to go in Commons recycling bin
Bank of England to issue self-shredding notes to combat Brexit devaluation
Brexit pantomime to be finalised by mid-November in time for Tory nativity play
Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
‘Home Bargains Guard’ remain on standby for no-deal Brexit
Iceland ditch ‘too political’ Christmas ad for dubbed Lib Dem broadcast
PM has a patio malfunction at number 10
SAS soldiers to experience the raw horror of female beauty regimes
Dick Everyman
EU grants future protection to island of isolated tribes
Dominic_mcg
Apple apologizes after latest software update makes Siri an emo.
The Third Foot and Mouth regiment to patrol Irish border
Editor
Brexit becomes sentient, now destroying Islington
Farmer Giles
Lonely Big Brother contestant Theresa opens her heart in Diary Room
Gary Stanton
Remain voter about to have life-threatening surgery not allowed a second opinion
Gerontius
Yemen war victims condemn Corbyn coat
Harrypalmer
Country urges David Cameron to take up golf
Ian Searle
The In-Brexit-weeners to reunite for one-off anniversary show
ianslat
May admits basing strategy on game shows
Jonny Shlep
Post-Brexit Bond Films to Be Much Longer Due to 007 Passport Control Delays
Trump saved female intern from Acosta sex attack claims Sarah Sanders
Macattack1964
Football Club Owners Fit & Proper Test New Clause: Must Be A Proper Bastard
Mark Gregory
Ryanair staff sacked for sleeping on floor: Passengers should have got priority
Midfield Diamond
Dutchman launches lawsuit to avoid lying about his age to get a shag
Mother
“Someone has to stay and wave their willy”, says Gove
Theresa May and the Holy Deal – Scene 2 – Storming the European Commission
nickb
Farting contest ‘ruined’ by man who threw dart
World cries out for the tragic assassination of Donald Trump
Oxbridge
Cancer wins brave battle with Bromsgrove man
Throngsman
Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
Just the small issue of total disagreement in the way of Brexit, says May
Titus
Man Who Preferred Apples To Oranges Berated On The Internet
Wrenfoe
Boris Johnson sold for scrap
Kilogram to be measured in Greggs’ Pasties
Maybe Brexit deal good if Trump thinks its bad, says confused Britain
Oh…Trump still here?
Scientists confirm clown pubes ‘match’ their hair
Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II
Tommy Robinson less of an ‘advisor’, more of a ‘cautionary tale’
USA also says something mean about Iran’s mother
Your Mum & Dad definitely have plans for your room
YaBasta
Austria and Switzerland warn of dangers of hard border
Cavemen found Bronze Age ‘hard to adjust to’
Film of reporter’s altercation with Trump aide “actually a clip from The Matrix”
Foreign Office advises travellers to dangerous areas to have a pretty wife
Indian independence campaign “had no plan for Pakistan border” say critics
Man reads article on Victoria’s Secret models for not entirely feminist reasons
Public request more articles saying environmental problems not their fault
Purchaser of Hockney for record price “probably not a fellow Yorkshireman”
Tudors ‘demanded second vote on the Reformation’
Unemployed people confirm they’re also “bored shitless”
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