WOTM mid July 2018
Chip and Wren are slugging it out for first place, with DavidH following closely behind. Chrisf, YB, apepper and Dom aren't too far behind either, as are Titus and the Editor (rumour has it both are the same person).
Still two weeks to go - let's see if David can push through past Chip and Wren. Links to successful subs below the leaderboard, as usual.
apepper
Cave rescue latest: divers now searching for last of Boris’s integrity
NHS to focus on “funny” accidents
Bookiesfriend
Fears grow that Ross Kemp may explode if England reach World Cup Final
Chipchase
Agenda for Cabinet Crunch Brexit Meeting at Chequers
OAPs Barry and Gladys show Love Island how it’s really done
Metallica to play at Prince Louis christening
Trump demands Russia give fancy cathedral back to Disney
Violence breaks out Mystical World Cup
Chrisf
Ban on references to standpipes and 1976 drought imminent, says government
Burger King twice as satisfying when bought at service station, confirms study
Man sentences pan to yet another cycle in the dishwasher
DavidH
Birmingham lamp-post conquerer ‘high’ from Magic Beans
England football team seemingly relaxed under pressure of rescuing economy
Grayling hands national train services over to nerd in attic
Editor
Leaked! Full Donald Trump itinerary for U.K. visit
t/
Ministers’ leaving party was ‘model of unity and competent organisation’ says PM
harrypalmer
Isn’t Wimbledon interesting this year, says Scotland
Macattack1964
Treasure Hoard Of Anglo-Saxon Language Unearthed On Live Television
Mandy Lifeboat
Public Health England’s latest hot weather advice as Britain swelters…
Midfield Diamond
Big Sam called in to rescue stricken football team
Mother
Football denied entry to UK by Home Office Officials
nickb
Cabinet close to consensus on biscuits as Chequers crunch talks loom
Oblongscone
Home Office admin error means England Flag wont be racist again until Wednesday
Oxbridge
CO2 shortage proves there’s no global warming, say morons
Sir Lupus
Public Notice: Everything happening in England this evening cancelled
Squudge
Huge inflatable baby seen flapping above London actually Boris Johnson
Sydalg
God admits to creating Universe ‘except that bit in south Norfolk’
Royal Mail introduces password access to your letterbox
Time running out for people boasting they know nothing about football
StanleyMizaru
Trump wants to open US Embassy on Love Island
Titus
Bored Britons Wake Up To Yet Another Tedious Day Of Relentless Bright Sunshine
New Giant Space Microscope Will Bring New Insights
Wrenfoe
Boys trapped in Thai cave say it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs
Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure Brexit
Johnson resignation triggers World Cup victory celebrations
Search begins for superstitious reason why England lost
YaBasta
‘Cheryl relationship’ to be adopted as new unit of timekeeping
Embarrassment as England team’s flight home already booked
Jeremy Hunt leaves Mongolian ambassador waiting on trolley in corridor
New Brexit secretary resigns before getting to his office
Still two weeks to go - let's see if David can push through past Chip and Wren. Links to successful subs below the leaderboard, as usual.
apepper
Cave rescue latest: divers now searching for last of Boris’s integrity
NHS to focus on “funny” accidents
Bookiesfriend
Fears grow that Ross Kemp may explode if England reach World Cup Final
Chipchase
Agenda for Cabinet Crunch Brexit Meeting at Chequers
OAPs Barry and Gladys show Love Island how it’s really done
Metallica to play at Prince Louis christening
Trump demands Russia give fancy cathedral back to Disney
Violence breaks out Mystical World Cup
Chrisf
Ban on references to standpipes and 1976 drought imminent, says government
Burger King twice as satisfying when bought at service station, confirms study
Man sentences pan to yet another cycle in the dishwasher
DavidH
Birmingham lamp-post conquerer ‘high’ from Magic Beans
England football team seemingly relaxed under pressure of rescuing economy
Grayling hands national train services over to nerd in attic
Editor
Leaked! Full Donald Trump itinerary for U.K. visit
t/
Ministers’ leaving party was ‘model of unity and competent organisation’ says PM
harrypalmer
Isn’t Wimbledon interesting this year, says Scotland
Macattack1964
Treasure Hoard Of Anglo-Saxon Language Unearthed On Live Television
Mandy Lifeboat
Public Health England’s latest hot weather advice as Britain swelters…
Midfield Diamond
Big Sam called in to rescue stricken football team
Mother
Football denied entry to UK by Home Office Officials
nickb
Cabinet close to consensus on biscuits as Chequers crunch talks loom
Oblongscone
Home Office admin error means England Flag wont be racist again until Wednesday
Oxbridge
CO2 shortage proves there’s no global warming, say morons
Sir Lupus
Public Notice: Everything happening in England this evening cancelled
Squudge
Huge inflatable baby seen flapping above London actually Boris Johnson
Sydalg
God admits to creating Universe ‘except that bit in south Norfolk’
Royal Mail introduces password access to your letterbox
Time running out for people boasting they know nothing about football
StanleyMizaru
Trump wants to open US Embassy on Love Island
Throngsman
Titus
Bored Britons Wake Up To Yet Another Tedious Day Of Relentless Bright Sunshine
New Giant Space Microscope Will Bring New Insights
Wrenfoe
Boys trapped in Thai cave say it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs
Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure Brexit
Johnson resignation triggers World Cup victory celebrations
Search begins for superstitious reason why England lost
YaBasta
‘Cheryl relationship’ to be adopted as new unit of timekeeping
Embarrassment as England team’s flight home already booked
Jeremy Hunt leaves Mongolian ambassador waiting on trolley in corridor
New Brexit secretary resigns before getting to his office
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