June WOTM midmonth results

Chip has edged into the lead but relative newcomer Macattack is making a concerted bid to head up the leaderboard.  Chris is making a brave fist of third place  before we see a raft of joint fourth position.  As usual all the front pages, news in brief and left alert subs are available below the leader board.



apepper 

Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system

Chipchase 

Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery

Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped

Grimmy to step down from Radio 1 Breakfast Show

‘Just a minute – I’m not going anywhere,’ says Nicholas Parsons

Second Trump / Kim summit now ‘doubtful’ as leaders argue over contract riders

Trump appoints Judge Judy Chief Justice

Chrisf 

Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup

Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train

World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’

Cinquecento 

“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable

Colton 

Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’

Daneade 

Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham

London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang

US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports

DavidH 

Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow

Des Custard 

God faces infinite fine under GDPR

Farmer Giles 

Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair

Gerontius 

Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories

hughesroland 

Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’

Macattack1964 

10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station

Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised

Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war

Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’

Obituary: BT makes final call

Mick Turate 

Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death

MzWibble 

Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue

Customer still standing in car showroom after three days

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit

GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization

Oxbridge 

Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement

Sydalg 

Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding

Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video

Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS

Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion

Throngsman 

Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf

Titus 

Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum

Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU

Wrenfoe 

Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years

Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years

Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement

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