May 2018 WOTM final result

Congratulations to DavidH for topping the leaderboard this month.  A really strong suite of subs for David against strong opposition from Wren, Syd, Daneade, Chip, Dom and Mac.  Well done all.  As usual all the posts that have made front page, nes in brief and left alert this month are listed below as hyperlinks, and the full list of 105 tickers is listed on the Chat Room thread.



Benvoleo
May leaves polling booth without voting, saying she’ll decide in a few days time

 Bravenewmalden

 Skateboarder in bid to find man who witnessed successful trick

 Chipchase

Bloke you meet in office kitchen every day is sapping your will to live

 Heston Blumenthal announces ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’


 ‘It’s brand new… it’s Brexitroo’ – delivered daily directly to your door

 ‘It’s too warm!’ Heatwave sees OAPs stretch A&E Departments to breaking-point

 Man to sue after encountering ‘ghastly and common people’ on Caribbean cruise

 Ministers move to ban ludicrous restaurant dishes

 ‘Trump and close aides are escaped Westworld hosts’ claims FBI source

Virulent outbreak of Sycophantois has nation’s broadcasters in its grip




East Coast Main Line to be run by O’Jays

Heston Blumenthal creates ‘toxic caterpillar curry’

 Home Office issues L.A.V.A. guidelines for volcanic eruptions

 London sex workers remain cash-based to avoid innuendo

 May and Hammond car-boot RBS shares

 Morrissey announces Smiths to reform for Harry and Meghan’s evening do

 North Korea and Tesco merge to create Teskorea


UKIP bounce back with ‘Experience Days’ for the public

 UK to distribute, ‘In case of employment’ leaflets

 Deceangli 

 Painting squares around potholes ‘almost as good as filling them in’ say experts

 Dominic_mcg

 Arsenal set to appoint Dick Emery as manager.

 Gerontius 

 Footballer defends ‘penis’ tattoo

 Kabirgaryali

Archbishop admits Dr Dre song quelled celibacy concerns

 James Pluside 

 Trains so delayed, they will become tomorrow’s on time service

 Macattack1964

Chinese TV Channel Bans School Choir Rendition Of ‘I Can Sing A Rainbow’

 Evangelical Christian Bakery refuses order for Fairy Cakes

 If Isaac Newton Was Such a Genius, Then Why Didn`t He Invent The Internet?

 North Korean Nuclear Test Site Too Unstable for KerPlunk, Say Geologists

Questions British Workers Dread Every Tuesday Following A Bank Holiday


 Vowels to strike in protest at txt spk

 You Owe Us! Zebras Demand Crossing Over Crocodile Infested Waters

 Midfield Diamond

Wembley Royal Box tickets for FA Cup Final available from Prince Andrew

 Mowens

Boris Johnson resigns over ‘unintentional transparency’

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’

Paul L


Sydalg

Driverless cars to take instructions from back seat


Health and Safety regulations driving vampires ‘batty’

Rees-Mogg posed as 84-year-old on Facebook to chat to ‘unsuspecting’ pensioner


Titus




Tonymc81


Wrenfoe 



 UKIP to advise Greens on picking new leader


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Welcome to the Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

If you've strayed onto this blog please note it is being used to keep the monthly results of the Writer's competition run unofficially by myself on behalf of the contributors to the UK's foremost satire news site, Newsbiscuit .  Newsbiscuit was created and is supported by comic genius John O'Farrell to provide a place for aspiring and proven comic writers alike to work in.  This blog is not an official organ of Newsbiscuit and any errors or omissions are mine alone, If you want to get to Newsbiscuit itself (and who wouldn't) then click here . If you fancy having a stab at writing satire (or any form of humour) then the Writer's Room is here .  Please note you have to register with the website before you can contribute.  If you want to read the guidelines for writers, please click here . Most writers write under a pseudonym, partly to be mysterious, mainly to keep their reputations intact.  Top tip - choose a name that is short and, critically, easy for me
Read more

WOTM May 2023

Image
Sully has stormed ahead this month, followed cautiously by SteveB and modelmaker.  New writer cara has come in at a credible fifth place.  As usual, links to all the FPs, NiBs and Features (AKA Left Alerts) below the leaderboard, followed by the cartoon of the month, then the ticker list, which contains Deskpilot's awesome 20 tickers amongst many others apepper Government celebrate as travel delays not caused by Brexit Public consider letting Penny Mordaunt continue as sole Conservative MP Benvoleo YouTuber accused of intentionally crashing plane headhunted for senior Government role billiclay Government creates new fear: Nano Boats Monopoly introduces Get out of Speeding Penalty Card TransPennine Express defend fluid timetables and non-binary concepts about arrival Cara Area man unveils covert method of ogling female co-workers Boys' Exposure to Romance Movies Starts at an Alarming Young Age, Reveals Study JK Rowling axes Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw from new adaptation; claims &q
Read more

WOTM April 2023

Image
Well, Myke has only gone and done it again, and well deserved too as his Tucker Carlson sub is probably an all time high read sub on this version of NB!SteveB and Wren also gave a good go at the WOTM title. apepper Conservatives want people to stop talking about last 13 years billiclay Brexit saves Britain from Europe murder train Government Completely Changes the Meaning of the Word Exciting Mongers of the world after another thing to monger Putin looking at moving to a Bungalow Chipchase Camelot and Waitrose unveil new ‘prize partnership’ Fears grow for 80s something couple Ada and Stanley "missing" in Hollister Government named as sponsor for Ant & Dec's new show: "I'm a UK Diplomat... Get Me Out Of Here" Leicester man makes 7000 mile round-trip to collect Friday night curry Rev Green set to be freed as new evidence points to shocking miscarriage of justic e Stormzy moves to distance himself from Trump Chrisf Man inexplicably carrying round absolutely
Read more