January WOTM competition Final week

First WOTM for 2018 and Wren re-establishes his position at the top of the table.  Chip gave Wren a good run for his money, though.  Dom and myself are joint third and YB has made a spirited comeback, having been a little quiet in recent months.

As usual, links to the month's FP, left alert and NiBs below and the full list of tickers will be posted in the chat room



Adrian Bamforth

New Education Secretary attends his first day of Cabinet

apepper

Queen’s advice on wearing crown expected to save ‘thousands of lives’


Arthur

Loneliness Minister banned from her local old folks’ club

 Barry Van Hire

Boris bridge to ultimately link his Henley home and French summer cottage.

 The deal of the art

 Benvoleo

Shuffle fail due to ‘too few members to fill ministerial posts,’ says Tory Chair

 Catty Jacques

Cold day in hell as snow falls in Saudi Arabia

Chipchase

Cowell offers ITV show to pick new UKIP leader

 DUP welcomes controversial editorial changes at GMB

 ‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer




 Space Invaders machine creates ‘quite a hubbub’ in Isle of Wight pub

 The NewsBiscuit guide to EastEnders

 Thomas the Tank Engine in sensational Ringo rant

 Trump to present new prime time political game show











 Throngsman/Crayon





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