October WOTM week 2

Week 2 and YB is quite well out in front, followed by Crisf, Daneade, dom and Wren.

As usual all the FPs and NiBs with hyperlinks is provided below as well

Adrian Bamforth

Cough sweet now ‘Prime Minister in waiting’

Adrian Bamforth & Milo Shame

May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again

Chipchase

Police free 30 from illegal weather girl farm

Rees-Mogg to publish own pamphlets in praise of May

Chrisf

Britain never bought its round either, says Juncker

Man bemoans yet another low trade-in car valuation

Middle class man ‘dangerously low’ on conversation starters with kitchen fitters

Daneade

Corbyn hospitalised after laughing fit

Embarrassing public malfunction by British-built robot

Geordie women win right to go clubbing naked

Monarch still better than Ryanair, say passengers

Dick Everyman

Trump extends travel ban to Moronvia

Gerontius

Homeless men ‘cruelly taunted Cambridge student’

Monarchy goes into administration

Jamsieoconnor Trump to ban Americans from America

Jonny Shlep 

Harvey Weinstein to run for President

Tesco removes all babies from store after scare

Midfield Diamond Brexit negotiations to focus on political football-related metaphors England cough and splutter against Slovenia in tribute to PM

Milo Shame Brexit to be sponsored by Imodium

Naff Laff Prankster from school still annoying little prick nickb Depp, Pitt or Damon to play Weinstein in Weinstein biopic produced by Weinstein

Oxbridge Ideal Home ‘is the one with Phil f**ing Spencer’s body buried in the garden’ Man suffers horrific near-death experience as deceased relatives welcome him Ronseal Crystal Palace’s Goal of the Month prize to be rolled over

Simple Samples  NRA study finds ‘thoughts and prayers’ infinitely more effective than gun control Stanley Mizaru Trump refuses to meet Queen because she took a knee to lay wreath Suki4343 America shocked as automatic rifle used to kill people The Peoples Poet Driverless washing machines causing chaos on M11 Throngsman Integer shortage hits classrooms North Korea regretting alliance with Ryanair Wrenfoe Catalonia demands £350m for NHS Puerto Rico says Trump ‘not a real catastrophe’ Ted Heath to be next Tory leader YaBasta Baron Greenback guilty of molesting Dangermouse Calls for background checks before states can buy nuclear weapons Indiana Jones 5: The Search for… what was it again? Nobody expected the Spanish overreaction Spanish baffled as to why Catalans don’t like them

Trigger warnings should have trigger warnings, say millenials