Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Wren has performed fantastically this month, scoring 4 front pages and 8 NiBs.  Unfortunately Wren is currently balancing a virtual mug on his head.  So we have to award this month's virtual crown to the writer who is next on the leaderboard and, once again, it is Dominic_mcg who has scored 1 front page, 1 Nib and 17, yes 17, tickers.  Well done to the pair of you .  Also well done to YB, CC, AB and Nickb, as well as everyone else in double digits. As usual, I'll post all the tickers in the Chat room. Adrian Bamforth Crimewatch finale ‘to answer all fans’ questions’ Cough sweet now ‘Prime Minister in waiting’ May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again Parents prepare to tell kids Toys ‘R’ Us doesn’t exist Adrian Bamforth & Milo Shame May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again apepper Mother’s question “Do you want more sprouts?” breached human rights convention Chipchase  Cl...

Week 3 sees Wren well in the lead, but due to what amounts to practically the only rule this competition has, he can't win this month as he's already balancing a mug on his avatar. YB is following up strongly and is currently in the lead as far as the competition goes. Chrisf, Dom, Adriam Bamforth and Chipchase are all also in strong contention, so the final week should be a nail biter. Adrian Bamforth Crimewatch finale ‘to answer all fans’ questions’ Cough sweet now ‘Prime Minister in waiting’ May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again Adrian Bamforth & Milo Shame May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again Chipchase May’s open letter to EU citizens ‘Remaining in UK is possibly guaranteed’ New research suggests death is nation’s biggest killer Police free 30 from illegal weather girl farm Rees-Mogg to publish own pamphlets in praise of May Samaritans in urgent appeal for less gritty psycholo...

Week 2 and YB is quite well out in front, followed by Crisf, Daneade, dom and Wren. As usual all the FPs and NiBs with hyperlinks is provided below as well Adrian Bamforth Cough sweet now ‘Prime Minister in waiting’ Adrian Bamforth & Milo Shame May refuses to say if she would vote for herself – or Jedward – again Chipchase Police free 30 from illegal weather girl farm Rees-Mogg to publish own pamphlets in praise of May Chrisf Britain never bought its round either, says Juncker Man bemoans yet another low trade-in car valuation Middle class man ‘dangerously low’ on conversation starters with kitchen fitters Daneade Corbyn hospitalised after laughing fit Embarrassing public malfunction by British-built robot Geordie women win right to go clubbing naked Monarch still better than Ryanair, say passengers Dick Everyman Trump extends travel ban to Moronvia Gerontius Homeless men ‘cruelly taunted Cambridge student’ Monarchy goes into admini...

Week 1 sees Wrenfoe, YaBasta and Daneade all in very close contention for the lead position.  There's also a good spread of other writers pulling up the rear and there's plenty of time for the positions to change places.  Pop back next week and find out how the story is unfolding. Adrian Bamforth Cough sweet now ‘Prime Minister in waiting’ Chrisf Man bemoans yet another low trade-in car valuation Daneade Embarrassing public malfunction by British-built robot Geordie women win right to go clubbing naked Prankster from school still annoying little prick Gerontius Monarchy goes into administration Jamsieoconnor Trump to ban Americans from America Midfield Diamond England cough and splutter against Slovenia in tribute to PM Milo Shame Brexit to be sponsored by Imodium Naff Laff Prankster from school still annoying little prick Oxbridge Man suffers horrific near-death experience a...