September WOTM week 2

Halfway through September and it's still very close at the top. Sure Wren has pulled away and gained some distance over the ones behind but it isn't huge and is certainly capable of being challenged.

Daneade is making a strong run for it and it's great to see long time regular Dick Everyman following up in third position.

Week three shows that there is everything to write for.




Adrian Bamforth

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge threaten to launch new offensive monarch

 Benvoleo

Fugitive Mr Kipling brownie production line robot ‘still at large’

Chipchase

Who or What exactly is Jacob Rees-Mogg?

Chrisf

Don’t Sweat the Big Stuff’ – and its all big stuff. By David Davis MP

 Man at crowded bar waving £20 note ‘really helpful’ confirm staff

Daneade

Elderly German ‘Queen’ faces deportation from UK

 Prince George Caught Smoking Behind the Real Tennis Courts

 Queen Decides to Go Full Lizard

Wayne Rooney Building £2 Million Pound ‘Doghouse’ Extension

Wayne Rooney to retire from drinking

Dick Everyman

Alan Titchmarsh chosen to build Mexican border wall prototype

USA abandons the tired and the poor huddled masses for wealthy old white men

Watford Gap Services visit leaves family in financial ruin

FlashArry



Lloydie


Midfield Diamond

Croydon home for old dinosaurs re-opens

Naff Laff




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