September WOTM Final week

In the end Wren proved to be too formidable an opponent for Daneade, with Wren pulling well into the lead with a final Left Alert.  Well done Wren and well played Daneade.

The race for second place has been a strong one and although the second and third places haven't changed on weeks, it wasn't for others trying their hardest.  Also, it isn't all about the frequent subbers - those that post the occasional and well honed sub make this site what it is.  Some great posts this month, keep it up.  The ticker list is on the Chat room post, and a great list it is too.




Adrian Bamforth

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge threaten to launch new offensive monarch


 Hundreds of Playboy bunnies released into the wild

 Antharrison 

 Trump to bomb North Korea with hairspray

apepper

Alien building company admit ‘we only do pyramids’

Benvoleo

Fugitive Mr Kipling brownie production line robot ‘still at large’

Chipchase


 Donald Trump’s hair declared first mobile World Heritage

 Len Goodman revivalists take to the streets

Prog Rock to be decriminalised!

 Stringfellow storms Playboy Mansion and seizes power

‘Trump ripped-off my hairstyle’ claims Flock of Seagulls frontman

Who or What exactly is Jacob Rees-Mogg?

Chrisf

Don’t Sweat the Big Stuff’ – and its all big stuff. By David Davis MP

 Lorry driver penalised after doing a double light flash to a regular car

Man at crowded bar waving £20 note ‘really helpful’ confirm staff

Daneade

Elderly German ‘Queen’ faces deportation from UK

 Jeremy Corbyn in Late-Night Street Brawl

‘Ooh Jeremy Corbyn’ song set to be Xmas Number 1






DavidH


Dick Everyman

Alan Titchmarsh chosen to build Mexican border wall prototype


Hampshire pheasants beaten from their habitats




Dominic_mcg


Farmer Giles 


FlashArry








Lloydie


Midfield Diamond



Oxbridge


StanleyMizaru



Titus

Criminal Justice System ‘biased against criminals’


 Dyson Car – the ‘new’ Sinclair C5

Particle physicists believe airline luggage provides evidence of Superposition

World to be saved by repainting all cars green

Throngsman





Wrenfoe










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