September WOTM competition - week 3

Three quarters of the way through the month and Wren is well in the lead, however Daneade has had a lot of success (and some great posts) and it isn't totally in the bag yet.  Dick Everyman is attempting to live up to his avatar, with only Wren and Daneade to polish off and Oxy is still bubbling just under the radar.

In fact the middle ground is looking very exciting and there's a lot of good subs posted this past week.





Adrian Bamforth

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge threaten to launch new offensive monarch

 Benvoleo

Fugitive Mr Kipling brownie production line robot ‘still at large’

Chipchase


 Donald Trump’s hair declared first mobile World Heritage Site

 ‘Trump ripped-off my hairstyle’ claims Flock of Seagulls frontman

Who or What exactly is Jacob Rees-Mogg?

Chrisf

Don’t Sweat the Big Stuff’ – and its all big stuff. By David Davis MP

 Man at crowded bar waving £20 note ‘really helpful’ confirm staff

Daneade

Elderly German ‘Queen’ faces deportation from UK

  Jeremy Corbyn in Late-Night Street Brawl


Prince George Caught Smoking Behind the Real Tennis Courts

 Queen Decides to Go Full Lizard







Farmer Giles 


FlashArry






Lloydie




Naff Laff


Oxbridge


StanleyMizaru












Wrenfoe, Oxbridge, riesler, Dominic_mcg 


YaBasta


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