June WOTM week 3

Week three and Immacagain is still looking unassailable, however there's still  a fair old posse running behind.  It's not beyond the realms of possibility that myself, Wren, DavidH  or Oxy can overtake (probably harder for DavidH as he specialises in tickers), but if any of us are going to do that we'll need to post an awful lot of good subs.




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Adrian Bamforth

Government to form coalition with Lord Buckethead

Jesus quits as Messiah over questions about his belief in Lib Dems

Last Babestation viewer gets internet access

AlkaXS

Theresa May ‘wept uncontrollably’ about the loss of cladding at Grenfell Tower

Apepper


Crayon

Amber Rudd gives magic money tree advice on Gardener’s Question Time

Chrisf

Man who is ‘all over’ something actually only marginally more motivated

May promises investment in grass roots grouse shooting

Deceangli

Man changes voting intention, condition ‘stable’



Farmer Giles

Theresa May refuses to name her favourite football team

FlashArry

England U-20 Cup winning squad asked to form government

Gerontious

Public to press nuclear button – promises May
Immacagain

Alexa stops shopping at Amazon

Dorothy May & The Wizened Of Oz
Leaders’ nuclear pledges to be included on ballot paper

May and Macron’s Brexit talks: the full transcript

May bans midget spinners as country goes to the polls


Patients advised to not visit hospital

Sergeant Pepper dating site upsets visitors

Theresa May votes Lib Dem

Tory battle bus confused with local Night Bus


jamsieoconnor

Trump to ban fire from entering United States

Midfield Diamond

Severe Storm Force A lashes Gove’s changes to Beaufort Scale

Naff Laff


Karma suffers huge backlog…

Man comes out to friends as wine and spirit drinker

Massive knob to replace X on ballot papers

Newsbiscuit

Tories angrily accuse electorate of ‘growing left-wing bias’
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

Met Office apologises to satirists for hot weather


Trump, Putin and Kim Jong-un call for calm after UK election
nickb


Toast distances itself from Theresa May

Oxbridge

Don’t bother, says man who was dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians

Line dancers told they may have to take one for the team

No deal better than Deal or No Deal, insists Theresa May

Oh shit, says wheat


Ronseal

Campaign to get men into sheds deemed ‘pointless’

Growing clamour to send in the Metropolitan Elite to sort out the terror threat


Nazi groups clash at the Hate Against Counter Hate demonstration



SimonJJames 

Fury as British man adds further ado

Shock as Jeremy Corbyn is new James Bond, promises more nuanced interpretation
StanleyMizaru

TV coverage of election ‘incredibly’ biased, Ofcom rules


Suburban Dad

DUP deal hinges on “Downing Street mural”
Throngsman

Conservative Party regrets using Easyjet for advice
Government dismisses drop in EU nurse registrations in UK as ‘irrelevant’


Internet to anticipate who will ask ‘what was whatshisname in?


Tories offer ‘your vote back if not 100% satisfied’


Titus

Terror threat level reduced from ‘we’re all doomed’ to ‘we’re mostly doomed’

twiki 

Electorate bricks it over ‘election rerun’ rumours

Underconstruction


Wrenfoe

Davis tells EU: ‘Hang on, lads. I’ve got a great idea’

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted

Murdoch says you can vote now

Pub landlord admits: ‘I’m not much of an interior designer’








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