Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Myke is making up for winning last month while being behind the leader by leading with a vengeance this month.  Of course he can't win twice on the run, so technically the lead is shared at present between Titus and Wren.  This could get interesting! A.L.Shaw  ‘Oh good! Back to work, school and Brexit’, says Britain AndyP5919  Novichok thrilled with ‘nerve agent of the year’ award Benvoleo  Unspecified DNA in 20% of meat ‘vile’ complain consumers, between mouthfuls Chipchase  Boris: ‘When I’m in No.10 I’ll have Trump resolve Irish border question’ HBO announces new cop show ‘The Brexit Beat’ Jamie Oliver targets prison inmates as a captive audience May unveils latex puppets in attempt to secure Brexit deal Chrisf  Reboot of Thomas theTank Engine hit by infrastructure delays CulchaVulcha  Labour finally agrees to disputed gefilte fish recipe Daily Moose  Brexit leaver voters to be relocated to non EU count...

Well it was a photo finish of sorts, with Chip romping in on 33 points, hounded by relative newbie Myke on 32.  Thanks to the Wren Rule, that no contributor can win the WOTM competition two month on the bounce it means that Myke is our new WOTM - congrats to Myke, a terrific start. Titus, although a fair way behind in third place, has had one of his strongest months yet - well done Titus.  Congrats to everyone else who has contributed and placed. The full list of FP, NiB and LA links is reproduced below and the full list of tickers will be listed on the thread in the chat room. A. L. Shaw  England to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss apepper  Discovery of Welsh skeletons at Stonehenge “proves Wales was a dump even then” Drought reveals ancient henge in Wales and glimpse of Johnson’s integrity Man’s fury at incorrect number plate in Ant-Man and the Wasp Benvoleo  No-deal Brexit breaks EU laws, say MPs giving up UK’s right to take ...