Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Nearly mid month and we have three on level pegging on the leaderboard.  Chip, Myke and Titus are all vying for the top spot,  but as Chip won last month's competition it's strictly between Myke and Titus right now.  However there are a few running a close second, so it ain't all over yet. A. L. Shaw  England to appeal ‘no deal’ World Cup loss / apepper  Discovery of Welsh skeletons at Stonehenge “proves Wales was a dump even then” Benvoleo  No-deal Brexit breaks EU laws, say MPs giving up UK’s right to take EU to court Bravenewmalden  Man briefly considers making observation about Anti-Semitism Chipchase  ‘Dr Who is a bit shit’ says survey Elvis, JFK and John Wayne to be canonised following shock Vatican announcement ITV in disarray now Love Island has finished Teacher brags that end-of-term gifts included a Mini Clubman Convertible Trump to host, judge and receive new ‘Greatest American’ annual award Chrisf Th...

Well, it couldn't be much closer, with Chip and DavidH slugging it out right to the end.  Chip managed to take the lead decisively on the last day, but David didn't let it go without a struggle. David shares an honour with Chrisf - both scored in every category of the month.  Well done Chip, commiserations to DavidH, congrats to everyone who scored any points at all. apepper  Cave rescue latest: divers now searching for last of Boris’s integrity NHS to focus on “funny” accidents Bookiesfriend  Fears grow that Ross Kemp may explode if England reach World Cup Final Chipchase  Agenda for Cabinet Crunch Brexit Meeting at Chequers Alexa cited in divorce proceedings Big 4 tell OAPs to ‘BOGOF’ as discount vouchers set to be scrappe d Fury as Ryanair hires Biggles to ‘scab’ during pilots’ strike Jacob Rees-Mogg demands the Penny-farthing be part of the PE curriculum . Metallica to play at Prince Louis christening Met Office issues amber ...