Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

SteveB has had a cracking month and ends up on top - again.  StewartB, however, has given Steve a run for his money and pipped Wren to the post in the bargain.  Well done to everyone who made the leaderboard and helped make NB what it is. As usual links to all the subs below the leader board and tickers are in the chat room. A. L. Shaw  #takebackcontrol means ‘please come back at double the price’, government confirms apepper  £2 billion drop in exports and other head scratchers – Daily Express Cost of Knighthood ‘way beyond means of average crook on the make’ Priti Patel welcomes opportunity to deport people on Christmas Day Ron Jenkins resigns as viewer of GB News ArthurPyke  Johnson defends Isle of Skye withdrawal BangingOnAgain  Speeding up as someone is over taking you and other ways to be a driving god Chipchase  Owner wins plaudits for blaming own dog over unprovoked attack Chrisf  Don’t trigger article 50 on my account, says Trigger Man co...

 SteveB is storming into the lead this month with stewartbarclay tying in second place with Wren.  Should be an interesting second half apepper  £2 billion drop in exports and other head scratchers – Daily Express Cost of Knighthood ‘way beyond means of average crook on the make’ Ron Jenkins resigns as viewer of GB News ArthurPyke  Johnson defends Isle of Skye withdrawal BangingOnAgain  Speeding up as someone is over taking you and other ways to be a driving god Chipchase  Owner wins plaudits for blaming own dog over unprovoked attack Chrisf  Don’t trigger article 50 on my account, says Trigger Man completing daft Facebook games shocked to be hacked TV first as pathologist gives precise time of death FlashArry  Craft brewer comes full circle with beer-flavoured bee r Ironduke  Afghans call in us airlift for colicky labrador as Taliban mortar rounds land ItsMeJack  Parents threaten to go on strike unless school uniforms are nationalised J...