Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Last month there was debate whether SteveB or Wren took the virtual prize.  In the end they both did, so despite Steve cleary pipping Wren by a couple of points I'm invoking the Wren rule big time and declaring Stanley M as this month's winner.  As usual all the links to subs are below the leaderboard and tickers are in the chat room. Adrian Bamforth  Media declares free news story day apepper  Raab’s mobile number online for decade, but no-one’s called it ArthurPyke  Witch King of Angmar condemned by orc rank and file BangngOnAgain  Man has nervous breakdown trying to open liquid hand wash Parents remortgage house to pay for child’s Sylvanian Families habit Woman emigrates after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind her Woman posting about being too busy not too busy to post about how busy she is Chipchase  Covid beaten, PM confirms Lucrative pizza ads beckon for England’s young lions after Wembley penalty woes Chrisf  Man ‘stable’ a...

StanleyM is making a solid run for this month's title, closely followed by SteveB.  Some newer names bubbling near the top of the leaderboard as well so it's great to see new blood rising to the top. apepper  Raab’s mobile number online for decade, but no-one’s called it BangngOnAgain  Man has nervous breakdown trying to open liquid hand wash Woman emigrates after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind her Chipchase  Covid beaten, PM confirms Lucrative pizza ads beckon for England’s young lions after Wembley penalty woes Deceangli   Tolerance ‘getting out of hand’ say angry men Gerontius  Harry defends putting landmines around Diana statue Grand Moff Starkin  BBC pundits forlorn after realising current England players better than them Duchess of Cambridge self-isolating after wearing same jacket twice ‘Racism not okay on social media but fine in my newspaper column’, PM explains ‘There’s no room for football in racism’, bigots confirm jerem...