Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 Wren and SteveB have been slugging it out at the top, with Wren pipping Steve at the final hurdle.  Banging has pipped myself to take third place.  As usual all the links to FPs.NiBs etc below the leaderboard with tickers listed in the chat room. Al OPecia  Harrison Ford to appear in new abseiling movie: ‘Clear and Present Dangler’. More new releases below apepper  Johnson announces garden bridge to cross rift with EU Musk steps up plans for Mars mission after global tax reform Professional red herring regrets career choice Team of priests on standby to receive PM’s confession BangingOnAgain  Couple die of starvation while deciding what to have for dinner Dad has ‘best holiday ever’ after beating satnav by 3 minutes Hancock given ‘super special important job’ of announcing who can get jab next ‘Selfless generosity’ as vaccine leftovers to go to poor instead of the bin Toilet voted ‘best place to hide from your children 2021′ UK holiday resorts ‘infested’ w...

 Wren is taking no chances this month, but Banging and SteveB are in tight contention Al OPecia  Harrison Ford to appear in new abseiling movie: ‘Clear and Present Dangler’. More new releases below apepper  Johnson announces garden bridge to cross rift with EU Musk steps up plans for Mars mission after global tax reform Team of priests on standby to receive PM’s confession BangingOnAgain  Couple die of starvation while deciding what to have for dinner Dad has ‘best holiday ever’ after beating satnav by 3 minutes Hancock given ‘super special important job’ of announcing who can get jab next ‘Selfless generosity’ as vaccine leftovers to go to poor instead of the bin Toilet voted ‘best place to hide from your children 2021′ UK holiday resorts ‘infested’ with middle class tw*ts UK shocked to discover it has a Tsar Chipchase  Big business pens open letter to Johnson over ‘Freedom Day’ postponement Combined efforts of Repair Shop experts unable to restore one man’s re...