Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Myke roared to the top again, but thanks to the vagaries of the Wren rule he can't win two months on the trot so - er - Wren wins this month. Full list of FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts posted below the leader board and tickers listed in the chat room as usual Adrian Bamforth  Man on moon latest to be hit by John Lewis redundancies Al OPecia Adam and Eve forced to sit god down and explain that he was an accident antharrison   Tresemme covid-19 vaccine approved by FDA and 85% of 104 women apepper  Bridge will be finished in time to link independent Scotland with united Ireland Bobski  Labour plans a Schrodinger’s Brexit policy Meghan Markle and Queen to settle their differences on Jeremy Kyle show QAnon conspiracy theory leads to increases in public indecency UK government lobbies for fly-tipping to become an Olympic sport Brigg AF  Facebook user racks up 100 “I’ve had covid jab” posts from friends Hotel guest demolishes free tea and coffee to “break even” on quaranti...

Due to the Wren rule, Wren is technically in the lead!  Now we know why Wren likes that rule. antharrison   Tresemme covid-19 vaccine approved by FDA and 85% of 104 women Bobski  Labour plans a Schrodinger’s Brexit policy Meghan Markle and Queen to settle their differences on Jeremy Kyle show Brigg AF  Facebook user racks up 100 “I’ve had covid jab” posts from friends Hotel guest demolishes free tea and coffee to “break even” on quarantine stay One Dictation: Trump forms boy band with Kim Jong-un Chrisf  Witchell bot to be used for all Philip health updates, BBC confirms DavidH  Adopt Nigel Farage for £3 a month Remember your face is reversed in a mirror: a handy guide to DIY dentistry ‘When it’s kinder to say nothing’: cards by Priti Patel Deceangli  House prices in Barnsley ‘through the roof’ after budget Dominic_mcg  Family concerned after dad forgets to do that fortune cookie joke. Furloughed worker can’t quite remember what his job is Filthy ...