Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Wren returns to the top spot after a break, conclusively winning back the virtual mug once again.  The Big O gave Wren a run for his money, but couldn't bridge the gap.  Sterling efforts from Myke (12 tickers included), TheNewsWalrus, Mirthless (14 tickers) and DavidH.    As usual, the links to FPs, NiBs and LAs are below the leader board and tickers can be found in the chat room. A.Mantra  Seven mums who meet up on Monday waiting to discover who is the least popular apepper   Government to build extension to Kent to make room for the lorries Property boom as parents rush to move house while children are at school Whip round organised for “impoverished” Trump Chipchase  Boris organises “kiss a pangolin” competition to take people’s mind off covid. Pimlico dissidents threaten serious unrest over new Kent passport plans Reports that ‘a clue’ has been spotted in Downing Street remain unsubstantiated Shapps swaps three-point turn for U-turn in revamped dri...

There's a ding dong battle at the top of the leaderboard, with Wren, Big O and SteveB slugging it out, with Dece, Mirthless and the current title holder all tying for a joint fourth position.  Should be interesting. A.Mantra  Seven mums who meet up on Monday waiting to discover who is the least popular apepper   Property boom as parents rush to move house while children are at school Chipchase  Shapps swaps three-point turn for U-turn in revamped driving test Deceangli  America’s population ‘too small’ to sustain high-quality presidential candidates Bloke who agreed with Boris in the pub to become minister Positive discrimination introduced for right-wing comedians ‘Some Mothers Do ‘ave ‘em’ criticised for anti-Tory bias Widespread use of ‘do not resuscitate’ notices welcomed by the Shipman Society Filthy Rich  A&E admissions plummet following removal of the number ‘1’ from phone keypads Diary extracts confirm Navalny poisoning suspects simply tea-lovin...

TheNewsWalrus has romped home this month, beating Mirthless by a significant margin.  The Big O has pulled up joint third with SteveB.  A really good competition this month, well done all.  All the links to the subs, as usual, are below and the tickers (145 of them) can be found in the chat room. apepper  White House shooting: Secret Service escort Trump to better lit location Chipchase  Johnson flees secret hideout and now rumoured to be in Westminster Migrant crisis latest – Johnson confirms English Channel to be mined Chrisf Devil confirms unlimited places in hell reserved for those ending email with ‘best’ Colton  God endorses Kanye West, refuses to comment on Biden/Trump Deceangli  Jizz-filled tissue appointed to House of Lords  PMQs to become annual event so Boris can spend more time in his fridge Schools urged to open up in August for pretty girls with A Level results Tea or coffee? Government guidance to be provided Trump: when I pronounce...