Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Well, the Big O wins again, but thanks to the Wren rule SteveB takes the crown this month.  As normal all the tickers will be posted in the Chat room and links to all the subs are below the leader board. A.Mantra  Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions Man who ‘never watches the BBC’ outraged over Neil sacking Antharrison  Arsehole who drinks 16 pints and hugs in pub is still washing his groceries apepper  Covid-19 will blink first, Johnson promises Bravenewmalden Man who ‘never watches the BBC’ outraged over Neil sacking Nurse honoured for 30 years of speaking in first person plural Chipchase  Fears grow for ‘missing in action’ Rees-Mogg Glimmer of hope emerges for UK following report Boris Johnson tied own shoelaces DavidH  Dyson to build more efficient Prime Minister Queen invites Happy Mondays to rescue Prince Harry Deceangli  Dogging sites to re-open in England Dominic Cummin...

The Big O is in the lead but Filthy Rich is giving him a run for his money.  This could be a ding dong battle in the making. As per usual links to all the subs this month are listed below the leader board. A.Mantra  Chris Grayling excited he will soon get to send James Bond on missions Chrisf  Ennio Morricone: Spaghetti Western composer has pasta way DavidH  Dyson to build more efficient Prime Minister Deceangli  Dogging sites to re-open in England Dominic Cummings builds clone army – of himself Dick Everyman  Odds against winning on Gala Bingo greater than catching coronavirus Filthy Rich  Bladerunners poised to ‘retire’ infected farmworker replicants, public assured Boris unveils ‘mask up and shut up’- then hastily veils upagain ‘Brutalist’ West Midlands builders surprise choice to rebuild Notre Dame Cummings’ fury as air-miles Stanley checkmates his virus-spewing mini-break ‘No tournament? No problem!’ your ...